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more about #jenniferanison more comments → bananaprincess: amounts oops more » bananaprincess: If you are worried you will have trouble breastfeeding just say this manta " I give and receive love in equal ammounts" Worked for me ! I think it wak... more » SisterMaryMartha: See this is weird, because I feel certain Regis mentioned his son the other day. What is going on? more » lalaland13: Congrats, Pete. You have officially graduated with honors from the Joe Simpson School of Oversharing. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Fucking hell, this is what I meant to post: more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Clint, you mean you're not being "edgy" in your acting anymore? This just screamed avant-garde to me: (Sorry, I can't help it. It makes me laugh and... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I think Britney should call Johnny Depp up and ask him if she can borrow one of his islands for a month or two. I think she needs a break from people ... more » Tart of Darkness: Promises needs publicity? more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I kick a dude in the nads if he dissed my mad hot mammary production. bastard. more » PilgrimSoul: ugh, a huge cloud of emo joy is rising over Brooklyn at that Deschanel/Gibbard news. I like both of their music, but seriously, too twee, too twee! more » water baby: At least he didn't mention whether she was "fish" or "cheese." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: "The REPCA has started a "fact-finding exercise" to determine if Prince Edward struck his Labrador retriever after photos of him possibly hitting his ... more » ellaesther: Ahhhh, damn it! I have to channel my sister the midwife here and say: Why do we stigmatize breast milk as if it were some weird, alien thing? So he's ... more » Evie Havok: Zooey marry Hunter. Now! more » Pocahaunted: Zooey, I have loved you for a long time, but if this 'engagement to Ben Gibbard' is true then I'm afraid I will have to shank you. He is mine, bitch. more » -
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Wentz Tastes Breast Milk; Aniston, Bitter Defeat
- As part of his ongoing campaign to be named "classiest new dad in America," Pete Wentz has announced that he's tried wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk, and he thinks it tastes "weird" and "sour." [Babble]
