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more about #jennifer BestEuphemismEver: Come on, Jezebel, no one likes french fries. more » Maggita: Dear Simon, Speak for yourself. Love, Maggita p.s. Could you start undressing in your living room instead of your bedroom? My binos only capture h... more » charliekohler: I...I can't even allow myself to realize Portman was kidding. Even in a joke, Gyllenhaal will never be ugly. I saw a preview for their new movie last ... more » la.donna.pietra: I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it. more » FurrierAndIves: Hey Jon: Next time consult the Language of Flowers for a more appropriate choice. Suggestions: 1. Mock Orange = deceit 2. Petunia = anger, resentmen... more » ketamineKitty: What is it about Scientology that makes you spew sentences that sound like they just came out of a word blender? more » JinxyMcDeath: It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in... more » Tambar: Does Amy *not* realize a nose job will change her voice? She's nuts to mess with anything in her face. Singers shouldn't even get their teeth fixed ... more » rachaeloehring: Every staged, empty attempt at reconciliation for "The Insider" cameras begins with Kay. more » bowleserised: Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult. more » Santos L Halper: Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee! more » curiousgeorgiana: My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apo... more » DutchessOfDork: Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it. more » sara-without-an-h: I love celebrity profiles in the Guardian, because instead of starting ladymag style ("Even tinier in the flesh, Fabrizia Del Amore turns a flawless f... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself. And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I... more » Maritsa: I'm sure Kate's reaction was "Oh Jon, you've slammed me countless times in the past 6 months, but -- flowers!! All is forgiven!" Everyone knows ladiez... more » Tippi Hedren: It's like Zoolander was loosely based on the life of Kendra Spears. #heidiklum more » Tippi Hedren: Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they ar... more » PaigeTurner: i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying t... more » -
#dirtbag
Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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#ragtrade
Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
- Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]
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#thenamegame
J Is For Jennifer, The Vanilla Of Names
Jennifer was the most popular girl's name from 1970 all the way to 1984, and its sheer ubiquity makes Jennifer seem wholesome, trustworthy — and a little run-of-the-mill.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
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#dirtbag
Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Brown's Lawyers Say Rihanna Shouldn't Testify; No Juicy Fight For Jen & John
- Chris Brown's lawyers are arguing that Rihanna shouldn't have to testify in court because her name and other information was leaked. They say she shouldn't be forced to compromise her privacy any further. [TMZ]
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#loldogs
Celebs And Their Dogs, LOL Style
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#leftovers
"Metrosexual" Soldiers Getting ManiPedis • Doubts Raised About Atlantic Swimmer's Achievement
• In search of relaxation, U.S. soldiers in Iraq are frequenting local salons for manicures. Of his new beauty regime, private Billy Scott says: "It makes you go into a different world." • More » -
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