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more about #jemaineclement girl.of.your.dreams: To everyone who thinks Owen Wilson shouldn't be the voice of Marmaduke: What say we settle this on the runway? #rihannaglamourmagazine more » TransFat: Maybe this was obvious to everyone else who watches Glee but I had an, "aha" moment the other night when I realized the story of Rachel and Finn is th... more » PhillyLass: How does Michael Lohan know what prescription meds his daughter is taking since he's been famously ESTRANGED from her for years? What a famewhoreing p... more » Katxyz: Marmaduke DOES NOT sound like Owen Wilson. I just know it, ok? I'm so tired of cartoons being voiced by non-voice actors using their regular speakin... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Ah, Rihanna. I've been waiting for you to say that. I kind of like that she hasn't decided to take the super-strong-woman advocate role in all of th... more » prestocaro fears the culling: OK, I never really liked Joss Stone (for no good reason, I promise!) but her quote is winning me over. Seriously, who says well-known musicians shoul... more » BAngieB: Oh, please, I take Xanax and Paxil, and I'm fine. I think a little Adderol would help me. Shut up, Michael Lohan. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » kentuckienne: I don't mind Angelina spending $500 at Kids Gap -- she has six kids! I appreciate that she shops at a "normal" store, instead of Ma Petite Bebe Choux... more » onestrawplz: Um, if soymilk had enough estrogen to give a man breasts, I'd be like a ZZZ cup. I *wish* making my boobs grow was that easy. Sheesh. #rihannaglamou... more » Sassy Pants: I had a friend in college who ate fast food chicken sandwiches every day for months and he literally grew a breast, only one, because of all the hormo... more » tudobem: Grown woman who says "tummy"? One more reason to hate Tyra. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: I like to think that the divorce between Stephanie Seymour and her husband will resemble the last half of the November Rain video. Except, you know, w... more » likepenguins: You know, heidi, that is precisely the reason why I feel like I can never cry in front of people; because people like you use tears to manipulate situ... more » you've got red on you: Wasn't Kiefer Sutherland in jail for a DUI not so long ago? One would think he'd want to steer clear of the morning boozin'. Also, I've heard Gentlema... more » Penny: Joss Stone seems to speak the truth, but in a really assholey way. You don't want to get on Allen's bad side, missy. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » EdnasEdibles: Jeremy Piven seems to be holding on to a lot of whacky nutrition ideas. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » 18thfloor: Why is it that everyone else in the world seems to be able to consume food in normal quantities, but not Jeremy Piven? FYI Jeremy, just because you li... more » Questioning Everything: Hey Michael Lohan - Is Paxil really the problem? Adderall, Xanax and Paxil are all legit prescription drugs that help many people in this world. Li... more » rd2uk: I hate Chris Brown. I am glad Rihanna is speaking about her experience with domestic abuse, because she is right, it is def something that gets swept ... more » Sassy Pants: Yes, Tyra, boobs are imperfections. Thanks for reminding me, again, that the fact that I went through puberty once means my body will always be imper... more » -
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Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Will Flight Of The Conchords Return For Third Season?
According to Jemaine Clement, in an interview for Austin360, "We've said no, but I don't know if anyone was listening. I think people might just ignore us and force us into it." But is he joking? More » -
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Live Blog: Emmys 2009
Does Flight of the Conchords stand a chance for Outstanding Comedy Series? Does anything stand a chance against Mad Men and 30 Rock? Let's watch, as Doogie hosts. More » -
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Flight Of The Conchords Tell Us That They're Freaky
On last night's episode, Bret went on a date, and told the girl he was "freaky," and then listed all the things he'd do with her, sexually. Girls everywhere swoon. -
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Flight Of The Conchords Talk To The NYT Magazine
Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clemet will appear in the NY Times Magazine this Sunday, telling interviewer Deborah Solomon what it's like living in New York, and what they think of Obama's stimulus package. More » -
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Michel Gondry Directs Flight Of The Conchords
Famed music video director turned Academy Award-winning screenwriter Michel Gondry took the helm of last night's episode of FOTC, and his flair for mise-en-scène was evident in this song about Jemaine's ex-girlfriends. -
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Flight Of The Conchords Is In Favor Of Feminine Dental Care
Last night, Bret and Jemaine returned for a new season with a new gig... writing a jingle for an all natural and organic toothpaste for women. -
