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more about #jem Curtice: Hell is for children. No Pat Benatar doll? #cyndilauperbarbie more » Chryss: NO SIOUXSIE? OUTRAGE!!!! Also, the Misfits were a better band than the Holograms. 'Tis a fact. Harrumph. Must needs get these kids off my lawn... #cy... more » WestMantooth: Where's the hair spray? Gotta keep the height up. #cyndilauperbarbie more » thequeenofstartingover: Oooh, I WANT all three. No shame at all. All I need is a dank hole in the wall mini-club with weridos walking around and I can recreate Blondie's "Rap... more » tribalpottery: While the Jem and the Holograms battled the Misfits, in the end the Stingers came out on top. #cyndilauperbarbie more » MyrtleWilloughby: And Misfits FTW! (I plotzed at the re-release of Peaches and Cream, then double plotzed at the re-release of Barbie & The Rockers. A tripple plotz... more » She-Prime: I kind of turned my nose up at this, until I saw that they had Peaches and Cream Barbie, my very first doll. Now I'm all nostalgic, dammit! This what... more » whynotshesaid: I hate myself for wanting all of these. DAMN YOU MARKETING GENIUSES OF THE WORLD. DAMN YOU. #cyndilauperbarbie more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I love this set; their expressions are totally Bridezilla drags petrified groom to the altar. #cyndilauperbarbie more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Team Misfits--they really were better! #cyndilauperbarbie more » tiredfairy: Pish. I gave my Barbie that haircut in the 80's...only I got the side to really look shaved the way Cyndi really had it and painted the hair a brighte... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Anyone else think it's a little weird that Joan Jett would agree to become a Barbie? #cyndilauperbarbie more » smizmar: Argh...I cannot stand Barbie and her plastic lifestyle, but I find myself irresistably drawn to purchasing these! These women were the young smizmar'... more » Shamrockette: SAILOR MOON! SAILOR MOON! SAILOR MOON! Okay, I know it's a 90s show, but PLEASE! THEY MUST DO IT! On second though....maybe not. They might make it as... more » sequined: Was there a TV show about those cupcake dolls? And they folded up into cupcakes? And what about those flying fairy deals? Those were the best/most dan... more » mbot says Spock yeah!: Whoa, the Get Along Gang! That's a corner of my brain that hasn't been accessed in a loooooong time. But I do remember you guys. more » la.donna.pietra: I am now having a horrifying vision of She-Ra with Scarlett Johanssen as the title character. more » rhymeswithfeather: When I was little, I lived in the US for a few years before coming to Canada. Whilst in the US, I fell madly in love with that with is She-Ra, Princes... more » ellaesther: Ok, I grew up in the late 60s/70s, and I am just now realizing what is wrong with the world: In my day, it was also day-glo, psychedelic, flower-power... more » Ipomoea: Yeah... I remember the Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealers movie. I hesitate to watch another RB movie, regardless of plot. I would, however, love t... more » -
#trulyoutrageous
Barbie Doll Versions Of Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, And Cyndi Lauper Arriving In December
Watch out, Jem: the Barbie "Ladies Of The 80s" collection, featuring Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, and Cyndi Lauper, is set for release in December. Ten bucks says the Misfits try to recruit them before the Holograms can. [DollAttic] -
#showtimesynergy
Your Next Summer Blockbuster Might Be Strawberry-Scented
The news that 80's video game Asteroids will soon be made into a major motion picture got me thinking: why aren't there any action films based on 80s toys primarily aimed at girls? A few suggestions, after the jump. More » -
#hellodolly
Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
Oh look! It's Barbie as Bella Swan, and Ken as Michael MyersEdward Cullen. Ugh. Whatever, Twilight Barbie. You might think you're special, but there's already a few dolls that totally out-sparkle the Sparkly Vampire. More »
