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more about #jeffgoldblum That_little_attention_whore: this has nothing to do with anything, but I dream of a law and order ci/sci miami crossover with both bobby goren and horatio caine. because that woul... more » MsStressa: Please somebody tell me that the BI isn't Law & Order: SVU... more » Pantra: You know, I have some exes that I'm ashamed of. Then I read that Marilyn Manson quote and nose-blowing story and think about how it must make Dita Von... more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: A few friends of mine have had the Swine Flu and my observation is that if MM did actually have it, there is no way he would have been physically capa... more » Thus Spake KATE!: marilyn manson is still performing? he still has fans? haven't they all graduated from middle school by now or is he tormenting another generation of ... more » vulcanized: I love (hate?) that "she's blond now" is a reason to put someone in Playboy. Way to diversify! Guesses on the BI? more » twisted_martini: Jeff Goldblum for Vince D'Onofrio doesn't seem like a fair trade. more » Scoithniamh: Why do people not want to know the sex of their baby? I have never understood that. I feel like having a child is shocking enough, why throw more sur... more » mfnher: Keep it klassy, Marilyn. more » erinna: "He continued, "I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women h... more » annebreal: I think Gisele and Brady planned this fetus's timing on purpose. Gotta be a storyline for the last month of the season and into the playoffs, you over... more » sassyredhead: No Goran, no more L&O:C.I. for me! I'll miss ya Bobby. more » mbot says Spock yeah!: WHAT?! Nathan Fillion is supposed to be the Green Lantern, you idiots. Did you not see the trailer? Isn't that proof enough for yo... more » hellosunshine: Blind item - Mischa Barton. She's been alllll over the UK papers as of late and is in London. more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: Blind Item: Little J? more » hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: proof that paris hilton is SO much smarter than she lets on. that girl is witty as all get out! more » scandalouskiki: After the hooker poems and cigarette pockets, I suspect maybe we ought to take a closer look at some of the potions being made at Hogwarts. more » Artemis47: That Jeff Goldblum quote is the best argument since "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" for the proper use of punctuation. "I wasn't angry; I was touched" is ... more » MissTicklebritches: Britney Spears has allegedly put Kevin Federline on a diet. "She's worried his eating habits are setting up the kids to make poor food choices," says ... more » LipstickLibrarian: "She's worried his eating habits are setting up the kids to make poor food choices." more » -
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Marilyn Manson Has H1N1, Tries To Infect Audience; Hef Wants Megan Fox In Playboy
- At a concert on Sunday Marilyn Manson blew phlegm from his nose all over the stage (there's video). The next day he wrote on Facebook: "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU..."
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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green
- Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]
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Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death
- Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]
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"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
