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more about #jebbush ceejeemcbeegee is not here: So Jeb...7 years trumps 225 years? more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: Only thing worse than inexplicable movie sex in bra is uncomfortable-looking movie scene in which girl wakes up and gets out of bed with bra on (eithe... more » The Queen of No: It can't be good that the Dwight quote reminds me a lot of my recent ex... hahaha. more » s_ve: I'd like to break down the meaning of life, in three simple rules: 1. Treat people the way you would like to be treated 2. Don't fuck up 3. Smile, eve... more » Mediokra: I always kinda loved the "What I've Learned" celebrity features in Esquire. But then, they probably appeal to me because I've never liked reading long... more » Yitzhak: I always thought Paris Hilton looked like celery. more » YourScreenplaySucks: I also liked Eminem's "I don't know where to go to meet a nice girl. If you've got any tips, clue me in." It always amuses me when assholes puzzle ove... more » MyNameIsChris: Yeah... we avoided another serious attack on American soil. Great... So there was only that one little one in NYC. Which is one more than any presiden... more » DangerMouse: Wow. Meaning of Life fail. This is, at best, meaning of liff. more » rosasparks: Jeb Bush - Oh, stop. Just.Stop. Eminem - that's almost deep, but yet, I'm still befuddled and a tad annoyed by that comment. Shepherd Smith - Yes, we ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I believe I've learned that Paris Hilton defies comprehension, so it's best just to be amused when she's not being boring. Hey, baby, did anyone ever ... more » sassyredhead: I am in complete agreement with Chloe Sevigny! I always wonder about that too. Cause I am pretty sure I have never had sex with just my bra on. more » SevenNationArmy: If they're going to include quotes from a TV show...how the hell do you leave out Arrested development? How? more » anonymiss: clint eastwood is spot on! why is that chloe sevigny quote bothersome? more » BlondeGrlz: 42 more » Jessi Ramsey: "If you don't overlook the fact of what you look like, then no one else will." Says a man. more » -
#wordsofwisdom
The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire
Esquire has helpfully compiled quotes from 10 celebrities on the meaning of life. More » -
#newsroundup
Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't
- Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else. She doesn't want people to believe it's coming from her. [Politico]
