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more about #jeans boxspelunker: I told my ex-roommate about this. HE WAS SO INDIGNANT it was hilarious. I quote: "Why do they think I'm so pathetic? I swear, if I have to start c... more » drinkwater: This is going to make for one awkward Christmas gift: Why, no, honey!!! I think you are TOTALLY man enough for me!!!! :-| more » Scout: but does it "do stuff" when I rub on it? padding or no padding, I want a live one! more » curiousgeorgiana: King Henry VIII wishes to welcome Calvin Klein to the overcompensating party. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "They were a breakthrough! Such comfort, such support!" Where have I heard that before? It really does read like ad copy from a Wonderbra competitor. more » Tchotchke: Jeez, whatever happened to sticking a tin foil-wrapped cucumber down your crotch? more » Blueberry26: Why is his stomach wrinkled like a tucked in t-shirt? more » samarkand: *nods* more » GreyEminence: You know, I'm surprised stuff like this hasn't caught on amongst men. Maybe it's just embarrasment - they don't want to buy a product that tells the s... more » Mary McCarthyite: I sometimes wear a padded bra. When I take it off the difference is noticeable. But nobody has ever said, O HAI, UR BOOBS ARE LIKE SHRUNK WTF!!1! I ... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: You know what? I'll own it. I totally get this. I have moved up into a bra size where they no longer make padded bras (and actually start trying to... more » futuremouse: Rather than Rock out with your cock out - Do a dance with your junk enhanced! more » I, Zombie Normal: A dark wash, with wrinkles around the pockets, leading right to the crotch, an extra layer of fabric around the fly, creating a kind of water bra for ... more » hortense: Is there some weird Freudian aspect to these if women start wearing them as "boyfriend jeans?" more » sisipie: Whatever happened to a good, old-fashioned, foil-wrapped zucchini? I guess these pants will be easier to get through airport security... more » kookla: Guys do realize that we can read the labels and we'll know those are the penis plumpers, right? more » BabyJane: When I read "Enhance Dudes' Junk," I was thinking that there was a product that would miraculously make all of the crap my husband has stored in the g... more » Dodgergirl: If they're looking to enhance their junk, they could always just wear a flight suit... (you will never be able to unsee this) more » nerdycellist: I just wish they'd bring back the codpiece already. And tights. But I prefer a man in canions, galligaskins or trunk-hose. No pansied slops! more » winner: I am a crotch watcher. It is Tourettic, the discomfort I feel when i try to keep my eyes above the belt. Doesn't matter who it is, either. Boss, boy... more » -
#stylefile
Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
The New York Observer's Michael Miller checked out the new Body by Calvin Klein Jeans, which have a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." In other words: A padded fly. More » -
#bluejeanbaby
Band-Aid
The next generation of maternity jeans: Denim Therapy will transform your favorites into expectant with the use of some artful elastic paneling. Of course, they're then permanently maternity, but whatevs. [Inventor-Spot] -
#goodbyenormaljeans
Please. Proctologists Have Had That For Years!
Jeanswest, an Australian clothing chain, has introduced a "butt cam" to dressing rooms, designed to provide a "butt view of what they look like in the latest denim styles." [Reuters] -
#jeantherapy
Forget About The Jeans Fitting You...
It was probably inevitable: gyms have started offering a "Skinny Jeans Workout, specifically designed to get rid of those annoying little bulges and bumps" that interfere with the line of a skintight, circulation-impairing, unflattering pair of pants. [CNN] -
#forallmankind
People Furious About National Scandal Of Obama's Dad-Rock Jeans
And I'm just gonna go there: were they really that bad? The Washington Post's Robin Givhan says yes. More » -
#formfollowsfunction
Your Mom Won't Know The Difference!
If you insist on wearing jeans so tight they "compresss the nerve in your groin" and make your legs tingle, CBS Healthwatch recommends a safe - and chic! - option: denim-print leggings. -
#bigproblems
Mainstream Media Addresses Plus-Size Fashion Issue
Just when we thought we'd beaten that dead horse, today there are three big stories about fashion, plus-sized women and Beth Ditto. More » -
#fashiondisasters
The Baggy Skinny Jean Is Here To Destroy Fashion Forever
Yesterday, commenter Bananaballs complained about hipsters sagging their skinny jeans. "Saggy pants be causin' confusion. The kids here in NYC SAG THEIR SKINNY JEANS. Pick a decade, folks!" Well now they don't have to! [InventorSpot] More » -
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#maghag
Cosmo Thinks Of Things You Would Never Think Of By Yourself
The March issue of Cosmo's "How To Stretch Your Clothes" story has a novel idea for those of you who like pricey, shredded designer jeans: Just cut holes in cheap jeans! Click to enlarge. More »
