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more about #jaymanuel Snowbunny: I really wish that Stephen Fry started all of his tweets with "Agent Boooothe." more » bingofrankenstein: I didn't know Ice-T was going recessionista! more » choppedliver: is it just me or does it seem like hanging out with carrie fisher and danny devito would be life-changingly awesome? more » RousseMacabre: For some reason Jon Favreau cutting his hair with a Flowbee is extremely interesting to me. I feel like my life is better after reading that tweet. more » belljarblues: I'd kill to see a picture of sparkly Eli Roth. I'd even go watch the latest Saw movie-it would be worth the pain. more » GirlFailer: Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill? more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, re... more » CynicalPink: Martha Stewart...is on hanging out terms with Diddy.... My head asplode more » Bitingpika: I desperately want to see hangover cures in Martha's next issue. more » GirlFailer: For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gat... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker. more » TransFat: FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons. more » logruszed: I lurve Favreau. more » curiousgeorgiana: What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth. more » Sister Toldja: R. Kelly can't read, so who is tweeting for him ???? #fullhousetwitter more » TransFat: I would ask why he sold his song to use in that phone commercial. But if you want to sell out, sell out, I guess. #fullhousetwitter more » HereComesMyBaby: I would ask Yusuf Islam where do the children puh-lay. Duh. #fullhousetwitter more » token_illiterate_commenter: Uhm, Bob? You may look like a porn star in that picture due to the fact that you HAVE A FUCKING PORNSTACHE. #fullhousetwitter more » Cunning_Linguist: Adult women who love Hello Kitty weird me out. #fullhousetwitter more » overnightly: When I was bopping around to Jody Watley in 1987, singing "I'm looking for a new love baby", little did I know that decades later she'd be the one of ... more » -
#tweetbeat
Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
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Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap, Chynna Phillips believes that Jesus planned for her sister and father to have sex, Tyra investigates objectum sexuals, and there's a reported vagina flash on So You Think You Can Dance. More » -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM Contestant Accuses Tyra Of Being "Shady"
ANTM contestant Natalie Pack seemed pissed when she was eliminated this week. Now she's saying she thinks Tyra is "shady," "plays favorites," and adds fuel to the rumors that Tyra and Jay Manuel "don't click." More » -
#gayoltime
Is Ryan Seacrest's Sexuality No Longer In Question?
On E!'s Oscars red carpet pre-show last night, celebrities openly made gay jokes about Ryan Seacrest (Jay Manuel, Evan Rachel Wood) to the point that his rumored homosexuality has gone from latent to blatant. -
