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more about #javierbardem more comments → justcallmeangel: "Don't swim over here, I just peed. Sorry!" #javierbardem more » morninggloria: This is really helping me get warmed up for my annual Winter Of Jealous Rage Felt Toward Those In Bali. #javierbardem more » badmutha: They are in Bali, swimming. I am in Texas, getting rained on. The universe, it mocks me. #javierbardem more » BabyJane: This must be a scene from the new movie, Eat, Wait Thirty Minutes, Swim. more » ♥ dosido☮: Hey. I like Patrick Swayze as much as the next child of the 80's, but using the riderless horse tradition at his memorial service is TACKY AS HELL. ... more » sleepeatread: Oh Robert Pattinson, you are just like the stoner kid who sat behind me in Poetry class and wanted to write "deep tunes, man." more » LaFitzy: Re: Pattinson becoming a rock star too-- God help us! The tweens will destroy us all. And maybe I've been reading too much, but don't the names Pleas... more » East Saint Lulu: Dear Kevin Smith, I completely agree with you, but am saddened by the fact that you know how silly 39 year old men look with backwards baseball caps. ... more » ZioZio: I didn't know that about Maggie Smith! She just seems like she'll always be around. There will be an awesome(ly)-bitchy-old-English-lady void in the w... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Jon Gosselin says Kate's story is, "a total fabrication." He explains, "I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the ban... more » LaComtesse: Anne Heche--Good for you, girlie. So many people go on and on about the importance of having a relationship with your parents because they're you're p... more » AnneBoleyn: OMG my favorite Backstreet Boy has swine flu! more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Kate - if you're going to weep on tv about how you have no money to pay your bills, you should probably NOT buy yourself a new diamond ring. It m... more » TransFat: Oh Robert Pat., how very Depp/Reeves/Crowe/Lewis/Foxx/Deschanel/Johanssen/Malone/Willis/Murphy of you. more » rodmanstreet: That quote is classic Kevin Smith: honest, simple, slightly philosophical, and laced with profanities. more » -
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Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Jon Gosselin Parties With Unlikely Peeps; Queen To Watch Brüno?
- Jon Gosselin has been hanging out in the Hamptons with Star reporter Kate Major. At the home of Michael Lohan. "Jon and her are good friends," Lindsay's dad says. [E!, People]
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Sean Penn Lobbies For Harvey Milk Day; Chris Brown & Rihanna Leave Miami
- Sean Penn is pushing for Harvey Milk's birthday to be recognized as a "day of significance" in California. Governor Schwarzenegger vetoed the bill last year, but Penn hopes his Oscar may change his mind.
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The Academy Awards: Rumors, Front-Runners, And A "Drunk And Nude" Hugh Jackman
- It's Oscar night, kids, and you know what that means: a night of fashions, possible upsets, long speeches cut off by orchestra music, and my mother calling to ask me where Billy Crystal is. [CNN]
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Javier Tells Hombre: No Country For Old Men
[Barcelona, Spain; January 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Penelope & Javier Bring A Lot Of Baggage To The Relationship
[Geneva, Switzerland; January 4. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
