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more about #jasonschwartzman more comments → Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Did anyone else do a double take and start counting on their fingers after that People headline? (I'm too dispiritedly conflicted about validating ri... more » winner: Regarding the counterfeiting bust: yes; It is the start of a HUGE crackdown. Bloomberg is on a rampage because counterfeiters don't pay taxes and ar... more » sara-without-an-h: Oh how I love How to steal a million. Peter O'Toole was simply scrumptious, and Audrey wears the best clothes... more » special_boots: The use of the word "spawns" in that context is uncomfortably reminiscent of those CF assholes, to my mind. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Spawn is the funniest word ever. Unfortunately a classmate of mine (who has a baby with his wife) didn't find it so hilarious when I jokingly asked ho... more » librariesare4lovers: Here's a link to an NPR article about the Hepburn auction. If I had that kind of bank account I would have tried for the Givenchy ball gown from Love ... more » Understater: Even though Naomi is like "legitimately" crazy, I still find her more likeable than Tyra. No lie. more » sharpshinyclaws: I'm continually amazed, like over and over and over again, at the talent of Roald Dahl. When I was little he was my favorite writer, and then I went t... more » applejuice: This has been out for a while in the UK. My kids saw it on Halloween, I would have liked to see it too but stayed in for the trick-or-treaters. Their... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: It was the first book I ever read by myself so it'll always have a special place in my heart. #fantasticmrfoxreviews more » doit2julia: Anderson's on the Polanski petition and thus on my boycott list. Boo, Mr. Fox. #fantasticmrfoxreviews more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Harry Pothead! #michaellohan more » Maggita: I'm not naming names, I'm just saying there are a lot of jobs out there that are way easier than sitting down all day writing stuff and surfing the in... more » keldo: Sorry Sharon. Throwing another woman under the bus based on her looks...for a laugh? Blergh. #michaellohan more » Habibiti: Hi, Posh, this is Kettle. Did you just call me black?? #michaellohan more » -
#ragtrade
Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
- Gisele Bundchen has given birth to a baby boy. Husband Tom Brady has a two-year-old son with actress Bridget Moynihan. [People]
- A Chantilly lace LBD worn by Audrey Hepburn in How To Steal A Million sold for $97,000. [AP]
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#criticalmass
Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
Critics have been increasingly disenchanted with Wes Anderson's films, but in Fantastic Mr. Fox, painstakingly slow stop-motion animation allowed him to create his signature storybook feel, while also allowing George Clooney and Meryl Streep to turn in lively performances. More » -
#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#goodbadugly
Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
Appropriately enough, Fantastic Mr. Fox premiered at London's Odeon Leicester Square, and Wes Anderson's quirky gang — plus a few glamazons and the most adorable kids in the world — was there, and looking, well, quirky. More » -
#goodbadugly
Philharmonic Gala Was A Total Fantasia
The Los Angeles Philharmonic Opening Night Gala sounds somewhat less elegant when you learn it was held at Walt Disney Concert Hall. But none of the many stars cared! So, were their clothes more classy...or cartoonish? More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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#modelbehaviors
From Observed To Observer: Fashion Week Is A 3-Ring Circus
There are any number of weird things about fashion week.
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#dirtbag
Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
- Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
- Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon & Kate Plus Dennis Rodman?; Pattinson Says He Can't Find A Girlfriend
- Michael Lohan says Jon Gosselin is trying to get out of his TLC contract to appear on his new show Divorced Dads Club and hinted that a few famous former sports stars/single dads may be joining them.
