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    Kali Mama: I know what Chris Martin is going through. I always down my birth control with a shot of Talisker. more »
    kityglitr: Damn, Kanye. Perhaps if you dated a woman other than an actress or fashion model you'd stop getting your wittle heart broken. Those industries are abo... more »
    squirrelcop: Oh, Campari. How deceptively refreshing and cranberry juice-like you look to a young, tired, and thirsty traveler upon finding you in the minibar. At... more »
    BabyJane: Has anyone told Jools Oliver about the joys of Barbie feet yet? If she thinks chewing on a rubber hot water bottle is good just imagine how much she w... more »
    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Jameson + lots of vitamins = What happens when you're a rockstar married to Gwyneth? more »
    Sukie in the Graveyard: I'm confused about this Elvis Costello/Napoleon Dynamite thing. What is going on? more »
    Sukie in the Graveyard: MTV: All of America knows that you are going to replay that show 450 times in the next year. That's right, I bet you will even show it twice in one d... more »
    Crabby Cakes: John Mayer is into baking, alright, but don't got NOTHIN' to do with cakes! more »
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Marmite? Bananas? What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad combination! more »
    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Ha, funnily enough, my fb status right now is "Jessica Alba and her 'Post-Baby Bod' can go fuck themselves." I got up on wrong side of the bed this mo... more »
    deltabella: Off topic, but my 45 pound basset ate an entire 90 pill bottle of Omega-3 pills last month. She was perfectly fine, but had AWFUL burps for a while. S... more »
    Penny: I have a bottle of Campari in our bar that is just about as full as the one shown in the photograph. I have no idea why we have it, but I think it may... more »
    mllej: Am I just tired or did they shrink her head? more »
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    Jessica Alba Is Shilling Booze With Post Baby Bod