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more about #janebirkin Lolita Hazed: I wonder if the key is in the crystals? more » badmutha: I read the Louis Vuitton tree thingy as "money trees," which made me wonder about the origin and availability of said trees. more » Plum-Pie: It is bad how much I would like to own Yves and Pierre's omlette pan. I bet it's beautifully seasoned. more » odinsraven: Marcus Shenkenberg, Gabriel Aubry, and Derek Zoolander. That's it. I can count twenty years' worth of male models on one hand. more » CynicalPink: Gap, can we have a talk? Just...stop, okay? Just stop with the gimmicks. It won't help. You were basically all I wore back in high school. The stuff ... more » BAngieB: What's strange is that all of Michelle's jewelry pieces are keys. more » femme-bot: "It starts at $78" So expect to pay $80 for a t-shirt. more » Kivrin: "Colorful crystals"? Gah, Dawn ruins everything! #buffythevampireslayer more » Tredwina: Oh Paris Hilton. My family owned a miniature pot bellied pig. We had her for 6 years, and Princess was the most demanding pet we ever had. If you pic... more » willwriteforfood: Sharon Stone is seriously over-romanticizing old Hollywood, or she's watched too many black and white movies. In addition to wearing hats and driving ... more » midwesternmom: I stopped once to rescue a kitten in the road, and it ended up being the cat my passenger needed to make him happy. So, Bruno, if it is your cat I ho... more » LikeChai: Hmm I don't know what kind of car Heidi Klum is driving, but don't most cars have three seats across the back? And I'm sure her VW bus has at least t... more » bluebears: yeah. I'm gonna have to go ahead and side with the person who DIDN'T sign the rape apologist petition. Go fuck yourself Tilda! more » Hippopotame asks you in a very dignified manner to please promote her comments.: Oh, Sharon Stone--romanticizing men being able to smack any dame they want on the ass? It's great when they stand up when you come in the room? Why,... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Perhaps you mean they've stripped the word "rock" of all it's geology, Ms. Jett? more » LisaMc: Who is that Dallas news anchor? I'd like to shake his hand. more » smizmar: As much as I can't stand PETA, they're right about the Hilton thing. Her main interest in animals is as accessories, and she'll toss them away (into ... more » TransFat: "Joan Jett" as a word, concept, idiom and person has retained all of its sex however. And then some. more » anteup: Dr. Phil actually used to practice in my town. We don't claim him. He doesn't claim us. He is actually went to my university =/ more » voxfox: Tilda Swinton signs a petition to prevent Donald Trump from building a golf course in Scotland - good. She also signs a petition supporting the relea... more » -
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Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
- Michelle Trachtenberg is designing a line of jewelry for Coach's Poppy brand. Expect "colorful crystals." [WWD]
- Zac Posen is doing a lower-priced line, Z Spoke, which will be available exclusively through Saks Fifth Avenue come spring. It starts at $78:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
- "Life poet" Joaquin Phoenix on his rap career:
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#disturbia
February French Vogue: Steven Klein Model Zombies & NSFW Nan Goldin
I promised you all some more Lara Stone, and I haven't delivered. But read on for a spot of mid-afternoon nudity, S&M, red-lit bedrooms, a boy in a cage, and the ethereal, horrifying Lara. More » -
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DVF, Presidential Ski-Bunny; Pam Anderson's Vivienne Westwood Ads Debut
- Diane von Furstenberg attended the inauguration with her oldest African-American friend, André Leon Talley. She hobnobbed with Oprah and David Axelrod, then dressed up in, um, a ski suit to watch the swearing-in. [Financial Times]
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