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more about #janeanegarofalo more comments → Mrs. Stephen Fry: She reminds me of an old friend. This was her kind of outfit and always with a ciggie. Also, this makes me want to watch Matchmaker. more » BAngieB: "I'd rather put this out in my ass!" more » solaana: I wonder if she's going to Ballinagra for the matchmaking festival. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: She is still all about the tights and shorts, huh? I admire her consistency. more » ihateyourescalade: Irish I were wearing pants. more » cand86: Poor Russ. To improvise a bit of his stand-up- how do you work yourself up into pushing someone into a fountain? Just get up and leave, or look over... more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: "I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognase and not feel bad about if for days and days and days/In the the magazines, they talk about weight loss/f I... more » Samtagious: Hey! Whats that he has? Is that Lady Gaga's hat? more » MilointheMeadow: "the 'rock chick' diet - coffee, cigarettes, vodka and champagne" This sounds more like a Dehydration Diet. Watch out, kidneys! more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): Amy Adams: Can we have coffee or beers? After seeing Julie and Julia ( as well as Doubt) I think you're a jezzie for sure. :) more » kookoocachaw: Don't forget the coke, Kate Moss! The pounds just melt away. more » Sanfo: I don't believe the words coming out of Mario's mouth (I REFUSE to call him Perez) for a second. Much more compassionate now?! I'm sure his website co... more » SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Oh Perez- don't lie. You know you don't go to the gym. more » SpicyTamale is a GA peach: I had a cat (she now lives with my mom) who if she sat on your lap you were ok. If she didn't- she'd hiss and scratch you and you were out of my place... more » haguenite: Jen, your doggy knowing who's good for you makes complete sense. I'd totally trust him. I mean, things worked out so well with Brad, didn't they? more » -
#dirtbag
Russell Brand Gets Dunked; Jennifer Aniston's Dog Will Judge Us All
- Russell Brand was shoved into a fountain by an onlooker as he filmed his latest movie in London: "The bloke used a bit of force," says a source, "Brand was completely underwater. I expect he will have some bruises." [TheSun]
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#dirtbag
Jude Law's Bald Spot To Blame For All Of His Troubles; Tim Burton Wants To Scare Your Kids
- A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a 24-year-old model who is carrying his fourth child, gets into such situations because he's seeking validation about his looks. [DailyMail]
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#stillbirth
Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
Last night, Lindsay Lohan's I'm-sober-and-ready-to-work movie, Labor Pains, premiered on ABC Family (instead of in theaters, as originally planned), because LiLo is more of a draw at her girlfriend's DJ-ing gigs these days than at the box office. More » -
#teabagging
"Tea Party" Tax Protesters To Protest Janeane Garofalo
Americans staging "tea party" protests against President Obama are so angry that comedian/actress/activist Janeane Garofalo called them racist. And now they're apparently protesting her…by purchasing tickets to her upcoming comedy show. (Video after the jump.) More » -
#leftovers
Issue of Vegan Pets Divides Vets, Owners • In The Works: Woodstock, 2009
• Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too disturbing. Veterinarians remain skeptical. • More » -
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#snapjudgment
Janeane Garafalo Does Not Enjoy The Yellow Snow
[New York, March 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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#bumrushed
Janeane Garofalo: "The Type Of Female Who Likes Rush Is The Type Who Falls In Love With Prisoners"
Megan decided to ignore Rush Limbaugh's appeal to American women this week because she didn't want to help promote him. But after seeing Janeane Garofalo's appearance on MSNBC last night, the ban has been lifted. More » -
#dirtbag
Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson Rendez-Vous In France
- Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!
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Mystery Solved
You know how we questioned whether or not Janeane Garofalo was doing the voice overs for the Weight Watcher "hunger monster" commercials? She is. She confirmed it on Air America's Break Room Live. [Air America] -
#voicerecognition
Is Janeane Garofalo Shilling For Weight Watchers?
Have you noticed how familiar the voice is in those Weight Watchers commercials with the fuzzy, orange "hunger monster"? We're pretty sure it's Janeane Garofalo. What do you think? Take a listen. -
#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please
- Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]
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#janeanegarofalo
Are Janeane Garofalo and Henry Rollins dating? If so, awesome. [Crazy Days and Nights]
