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more about #jane undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink: I love perfume, but I tend to not go for major brands. Right now, I'm loving the brand Possets. more » staryberry: Wow, I just read that whole article and I am dumbfounded that they decided to combine the application of perfume and the prevention of constipation in... more » Hiroine Protagonist: That woman has some srsly dirty feets. more » lijakaca: I was thinking this was a perfume ad, when all of a sudden *boom!* constipation exercises!! This is a deceptive story...but hilarious. Also, I love th... more » tscheese: Also, am I the only one who can't wear womens' perfumes? I don't know what it is about the sweeter, floral notes in most womens' fragrances, but they ... more » tscheese: There is an exercise called "The Scissors" in this article, if you read all the way through it. WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE THE SCISSORS WITH ME?! more » TexasCrude: For the record, the only fragrance I reek of is pizza and of needing a shower. And it brings all the boys to the yard, strangely. more » jeepgirl: I love Dolce & Gabbana (Red cap). Actually get complimented on it often. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I love perfume. I've taken to wearing one type as my "signature" perfume, just one spritz before I go out, and it smells heavenly. The boy loves it,... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Wear perfume wherever you want to be kissed - Coco Chanel Sounds lovely, but taken literally can lead to a seriously stinging sensation. more » chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: The Pummeling: Stand up straight, double fists, pound buttocks for several minutes. Huh. Never knew there was a name for that. Educational! more » TexasCrude: I just have to say, I'm amazed at how valued cleanliness is, as far as attraction goes. I'm a serial shower skipper, non user of a comb, multiple day ... more » cupcakefauxpaws: There's also an art to using tea tree oil for internal and external cleanliness. But in this case, a misstep can cause you to walk funny for a few da... more » sarah0220 (please don't take my star): I will proceed from here on out to the Angry Cat everyday for the rest of my life. more » SisterSonny: Um, from what I can see it involves douche. And that's fine. Which reminds me of the Dick Douche Penile Cleansing Rag. more » AthertonMerriweather: Is that what Melissa did wrong on The Bachelor last night? Improper perfume application? more » -
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Art Class
In a 7-page "story" from a 1930 Physical Culture, "There's An Art In Using Perfume," Jane learns the "secret of feminine glamour, internal and external cleanliness." Like...behind the ears? [ModernMechanix] -
