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more about #jamiefoxx Glaven: I'm having fun trying to guess what phrase Beth Ditto actually used where it says "[performing oral sex]." It's like a fun MadLib. Lapping vulvas? Cho... more » scandalouskiki: I think James Franco will be great hosting SNL - he seems to have the right frame of mind and would probably be willing to be a little sillier. I thin... more » vulcanized: Maybe I'm just clueless, but who cares about Michaele and Tareq Salahi? They snuck into a party. Big fuckin' whoop. The only thing that makes it re... more » formergr: It bothers me (somewhat irrationally, I know) that Rihanna said, "I love food because I'm from Barbados." She does realize that lots of other folks a... more » marin79: Am I the only one who has been disappointed with SNL's hosts this season? (James Franco & Muse episode, excluded). It seems like they've been cateri... more » alwaysapropos: Something is wrong with my hormones. I think I need to see a doctor, because I saw that picture of Seal and Lou and teared up. more » ketamineKitty: I dunno, Kate Moss. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave? more » Penny: Stewart has probably in Thanksgiving/Christmas land since August, so it doesn't surprise me that she went out. more » Questioning Everything: The Salahi's are from Front Royal, VA - more than 70 miles from D.C. How does this qualify them for TRHWofDC? Front Royal is at most, an outer exurb... more » Cairn: So wait, the Salahi's WEREN'T doing it for charity? more » szig: I think in addition to our "no fly" list, there should be a "no media coverage" list and the Salahis should be put on it stat! more » rodmanstreet: If Alec Baldwin's movie career is a failure then whose is a success? more » morninggloria: He's interviewed the balloon boy parents, Carrie Prejean, Jon Gosselin, Paris Hilton... Larry King should rename his show "Desperate Famewhores Live." more » ketamineKitty: jay z and diddy, $5000 a night "just to have a drink and listen to some music" sure. wink wink, nudge nudge more » taliewalie: I'm totally up for suffering through SNL's awful writing if it means I get to see James Franco and Taylor Lautner! Yummmmm more » Apple Tartlet: Re The Gatecrashers: There's an interesting article in the Guardian this weekend about how the public is getting sick of people trying to be celebriti... more » netfe: you had me at James Franco.. more » morninggloria: Tiger Woods followed his announcement that he was buying a Bryant-esque ring at Zales by telling the same friend that he was going to get his wife "a ... more » tewkesbury: it's weird to me that people are making such a flap about Kate Moss's comment, because that whole "nothing tastes as good as being thin feels" has bee... more » dcdulce: Silly Tiger, every kiss begins with Kay! more » -
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White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
- Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]
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Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide; John Krasinski & Emily Blunt Engaged
- The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.
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Is The Naked Cellphone Picture Fad Over Yet?
So Jamie Foxx is the latest celebrity to be caught in the "yes, I took pictures of my naked self on a cell phone and somehow they got out," trap. And no, he didn't blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. More » -
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BET Awards: Lil Wayne Performs Inappropriate Song With Underage Girls
Last night's BET Awards were rearranged at the last minute to serve as a celebration of Michael Jackson's life. For the finale, Lil Wayne sang that he wishes he could "fuck every girl in the world" while onstage with pre-teens. More » -
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Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death
- Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]
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Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating;
BillyWilliam Joel, Wife, Call It Quits- Justin Timberlake was supposedly caught cheating on Jessica Biel... by Lindsay Lohan. Linds happened to be at a nightclub in New York and spotted a very drunk Justin holding hands and kissing another woman. She snapped a picture and Tweeted:
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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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Everybody Wants To Play Frank Sinatra
- Could Oscar winner Jamie Foxx play Frank Sinatra in the highly anticipated upcoming biopic directed by Martin Scorsese? "Cool is colour-blind," says an industry source, "Jamie would seem to be born to the role." [DailyExpress]
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Rihanna Cancels "Comeback" Concert; Madonna's Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely
- Rihanna's May 28 concert in the Middle East, the first since the Chris Brown assault, has been cancelled. The promoter says, "it is not appropriate timing for her." [Neon Limelight]
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Tyra To Face Stalker In Court
- Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.
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Wicked Witch Takes Time Out From Her "Surrender Dorothy" Schedule To Skywrite At Spencer And Heidi's Wedding
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married yesterday in front of 200 guests. An airplane flew over the ceremony, spelling out "Spencer Loves Heidi." several times in the air. You know, real subtle like.[People]
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Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
- Lindsay Lohan has supposedly been spending time with "a different man every night" since breaking up with Sam Ronson:
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"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
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Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno
- Jamie Foxx apologized on the Tonight Show for his statements about Miley Cyrus (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling Jay Leno:
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Britney's Got Romance On The Road
- Has Britney Spears "fallen" for her backup dancer, Chase Benz?
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Chris Brown's Violence Against Women Week Appearance; Britney Had Lutfi's Sister Sneak Her A Cell Phone
- Thanks to the tipsters who let us know that Chris Brown was hanging out at their school, the University of Mary Washington earlier this week, and that his visit was very poorly timed.
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Get Ready For Hours And Hours Of Grammy Performances
- The 51st Annual Grammy Awards begin at 8pm tonight. Among those set to perform: Kanye West, Jennifer Hudson, Justin Timberlake, M.I.A, Radiohead, u2, and many more. And the show is "only" 3.5 hours long. [MTV]
