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more about #jamesfranco more comments → LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: Keenan, you can have my cat for Christmas. He eats aloe plants and salsa, and is generally a douchebag. Enjoy! more » NerD: Blattella: He's sooooooooo... ... happy. It's like a refreshing breeze of breezy squinty goof. I also want his shirt. more » Scout: perpetually stoned more » TexasCrude: He finally cut that stupid hair. (I am not his mother). more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: My friend calls him Smooshy Face. And he really does have the most adorable smooshy face. more » tallgirl-in-heels: I own the movie "The Company" just for the Franco hotness (ok, I love ballet, too, but the scene where a shirtless James Franco cooks Neve Campbel... more » BetteD: You know the Jackal is a total Power Bottom. more » NoodlePress: I wonder if James Franco would consider the artistic merit of doing his final scenes nude. more » hughman: i wish i could willfully fade to black. it would come in handy at holiday family dinners. my dad would be all "aw jeez, he's doin' a franco." more » TexasCrude: What's with the hair, Frankfurters? You look like the suburban teenager behind the checkout at Blockbuster who judges my taste in film. more » lapiquante: I will be extremely disappointed if they don't make fun of this on SNL this weekend. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: This.... is hilarious. I need to start watching General Hospital. more » SomeAuthorGirl: I can't believe I was ever "meh" about James Franco. Still, I have no idea what the fuck is going on with him being on GH and I quit caring on day 3.... more » CurtCole: Way to get me all frisky Tracie. more » Bitingpika: Aw, bless him. I think he should win an award, but I'm not sure there is one for... well, whatever it is he's doing. more » -
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James Franco On Saturday Night Live: Already Pretty Funny
Not as funny as watching him say "I don't want to have your babies" on General Hospital. But put his squint and smirk in a skit with Kristen Wiig and you might have something. Promo video at the link. [NBC] -
#soapscum
James Franco Brings Homoeroticism To General Hospital
Today on GH, James Franco pushed the envelope further—in a role that's supposedly performance art and may very well be part of a gigantic practical joke—by making all of his lines sound like double entendres for gay sex. More » -
#artstyfartsy
James Franco: General Hospital Stint Is Performance Art
In an essay for the Wall Street Journal, James Franco writes: "I have been obsessed with performance art for over a decade." Ooh, highbrow! More » -
#dirtbag
White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
- Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]
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#soapscum
Some Highlights From Today's General Hospital, Starring James Franco
You know what? James Franco's acting style is fascinating: He murmurs like he's drunk; slits his eyes like he's stoned. Or maybe he's not acting? Is he in character or is he not even trying? It's impossible to tell. More » -
#soapscum
WTF Hour Of Daytime TV: James Franco On General Hospital
On today's episode of General Hospital, the second installment of James Franco's new stint as a dark and mysterious artist, it became obvious that every scene he's in is bizarre, and that he's fucking with all of us. More » -
#soapscum
Liveblogging James Franco's Soap Opera Debut
Today, James Franco begins his months-long stint on General Hospital in some organized-crime-related and possibly performance-art-involving capacity. And we will be watching (with clips) ...after the jump. More » -
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#dirtbagafterdark
Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#feynatics
Tina Fey's Date Night Looks Promising
If Tina Fey and Steve Carell playing a married couple isn't enough to make you see Date Night, the trailer at left offers two more reasons: shirtless Mark Wahlberg and the reunion of James Franco and Mila Kunis. [ONTD] -
#soapscum
Sneak Peek: James Franco Joins General Hospital Cast
James Franco has signed on for a two-month stint on General Hospital. Beginning on November 20th, he'll play a mysterious, death-obsessed artist—clad in all-black—who witnesses a murder and begins fucking with the residents of Port Charles. More » -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#funnyhaha
"Gookie! Guckie! Gooo-Chiii!": James Franco Freaks Out In The Soundbooth
Most stars take their precious fashion endorsement deals pretty seriously. So it's refreshing to see James Francomaking fun of his perfume ad. The joke is simple: He can't pronounce "Gucci." "Huh," he says, "I always thought it was Guckie?" More » -
#quoteunquote
That's "Fiction," People
Polymath and mature student James Franco on his creative writing: "When I started, it was fairly autobiographical and I hated it...So I started writing about people that I knew." [New Yorker] -
#snapjudgment
James Franco Is Totally Smiling At You Right Now
[New York, October 17. Image via Getty.]
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#dirtbag
Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
