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    LoSpaz: On topic, this is so cute. But when I first saw the screengrab, my first thought was...It's NANNERPUS! more »
    casi nadie: My inner five year old finds this clip unspeakably hilarious and wants to marry him. My inner 8 year old finds this clip unspeakably condescending an... more »
    hughman: this made my tentacles sticky. more »
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart: I just remembered that I have a red-hot burning crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake, marry me. more »
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Soooo....Reese is the octupus, right? more »
    cinematheques: I love how the octopus and Jake have the same adorable droopy eyes. more »
    cuteasabutton: Forget seperated. I need him and my vagina to be permanently attached. more »
    unsecretcrush: My babysitter (family friend and my sis' best friend's mom) likes to tell a story about how I, sitting in my high chair, observed that "my feet aren't... more »
    jcb820: I posted on this during last night's open thread after my mom sent it to me, and today she sent me Gyllenhaals on Sesame Street, part dos: more »
    Sanfo: I need him to father my children. I don't care that I don't have ovaries. Science, make this happen. more »
    BetteD: You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it. more »
    kookla: Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so t... more »
    cand86: I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now El... more »
    pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: So, Jezebels: anyone here who will admit they've slept with Tiger? Because the way that list has grown, seems to increase the odds that someone in our... more »
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