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more about #jackwhite gangey: So, speaking of Twihards, I just started teaching middle school Language Arts this week and ran into my first one. She was pretty intense. But, unlike... more » moissie: Chris Brown "I want to find out what as transpired as me that night".. Is it just me, or is it all about Chris Brown, all the time...nothing like a N... more » so5minutesago: Wait... Chris Brown hasn't ALREADY sought out a therapist? Fail, Chris Brown. Fail. more » LeeRaphman: The Bowtie of Contrition ought to become a national symbol. Act like an asshat? You get The Bowtie! I mean, Tucker Carlson already wears one 24-7. ... more » willwriteforfood: "I want to understand my feelings. I want to find out what really transpired as far as me that night." I don't even know where to start parsing this ... more » likeelectric: Well... I'm not going to say I'm exactly crushed that Casey Wilson is leaving, but what little that Michaela Watkins got to contribute this season to ... more » suddenvalley: Oh, Chris Brown. more » Questioning Everything: Why does Chris Brown think wearing a bow tie is cool? All it does is make him look douchier (sp?). I guess he's in good company with the likes of Tu... more » AnotherJenn: Chris Brown has had plenty of time to seek out counseling. If he was really interested in making a change in himself and not just his image then he'd... more » lilbobbytables: Tim Gunn is set to star in his own Marvel comic book This is the single greatest sentence in the history of the written word. I am pretty sure there... more » sara-without-an-h: Poor Jane Fonda. If you make any comments about the sufferings of Israel, you're against Palestine. If you mention the Palestinians, you are conspirin... more » JessaFields: Wasn't that Jack Tweed guy already in prison once? What a scumbag. more » Cerridwen: I wish Chris Brown would just say, "I hit my girlfriend. Repeatedly. I acted in a violent and unacceptable fashion and I am ashamed of myself. I wi... more » Flackette Goes Retro: While I believe that Chris Brown needs therapy (and plenty of it) he is far too similar in appearance, mannerism (and even first name) to my violent l... more » TexasCrude: But Abby Elliott gets to stay to fill some more "Girlfriend," "Woman in Crowd," and "Passerby" roles? Nepotism RULES! Big ups, Lorne. more » vulcanized: Is it just me, or is National Bow Tie Apology Tour the worst PR move ever? I would be so much more inclined to forgive Chris Brown if he would shut u... more » Gingerlime: Dear Chris Brown, STFU and stop playing the victim. We know what your feelings were that night; rage that your girlfriend had caught you with anothe... more » sonofabiscuit is sprinkling greatness: I can just imagine the awkwardness when The Edge played that song for Jack White. "Umm, heyyy. This is a little...umm." Loaded Gunn Issue #1: Andrae... more » Dodgergirl: It's time for another good idea, bad idea. Good idea: Seeking counseling for perpetrating domestic violence and accepting blame for your behavior in... more » hfree: No Michaela Watkins next year? Who will play Hoda Kotb then? That's my favorite sketch. more » -
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Chris Brown: "I Want To Understand My Feelings"
- Chris Brown, currently on his National Bow Tie Apology Tour, says he's ready to meet with a counselor: "I want to understand my feelings. I want to find out what really transpired as far as me that night."[People]
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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
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Christian Louboutin Creates Sky High, Obscene, Snake Stilettos
- This shoe is made by Christian Louboutin, out of python skin, leather, cobbler's glue, and, we assume, diamond-plated unicorn farts. Because what else could justify a $2,875 price tag? Happy recession! [The.Life.Files]
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