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more about #jackmcbrayer teenypanini09: "And they all seemed to really hate my grandpa, 'cause they keep yelling 'kill whitey' and I'm like 'what do you think you are, alcohol?" more » Helen Valentine: "I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways." more » morninggloria: It's Bobby Jindal! more » Ant Girl: Do you remember the movie "Footloose," where those evil kids won in the end? more » ragincajun67: Is he smiling because he's picturing us all as Muppets right now? more » inchworm: i don't believe in hypothetical situations - it's like lying to your brain. more » Sorcha: In five years we'll either be working for him, or dead at his hand.... more » inabook: Wow.. he's actually really attractive when he's not being Kenneth! Time to go see if he's been in anything else, since he is such a FAB actor in 30 r... more » Highsmith: Me being just a pig farmer's daughter, I don't know what to say. I better be off giving my parakeet its seizure medicine. more » KitCatCadillac: His eyes look like my uncle's after he would drink from the air conditioner. more » kysm: 'I don't choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name. ' more » unmoldednicole: Off to find the mythical clitoris. more » DudleyHeinsbergen: I also studied TV theory at Kentucky Mountain Bible College. more » a magician named gob: I am so torn over whether he or Tracy Morgan should win tonight... but I lean towards Jack/Kenneth more » Flackette Goes Retro: This is awesome - deal with it Cate Blanchett! more » kbooms1w: I'm lizzing, I'm lizzing.... more » jigglyball: Oh, Joseph-Gordon Levitt, you are splendid. 500 Days of Summer is getting great reviews, so let's go ahead and put a sequel in motion. My working titl... more » Callinectes: She's only using you to make Brad jealous, Gerard. And to get pregnant. more » Triphena: Is it possible to beat someone sterile? I mean, I know that's a quote from someone dink trying to get his 15 minutes, but it seems possible, I guess. more » kkatt: And then maybe the tree will start talking to you and will pick you up and you will stride into the gates of hell to fight a mighty battle, where you ... more » -
#snapjudgment
"I Don't Drink Hot Liquids Of Any Kind. That's The Devil's Temperature."
[Los Angeles, September 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
Gerard On Jen: "We're Very Much In Love"
- "We're very much in love. Especially her. We're actually going to tie the knot next Tuesday." — Gerard Butler, joking with Conan O'Brien about the Jennier Aniston rumors. He continued:
