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more about #ivorysoap Slovenly Muse: Wait... which one is supposed to be the daughter? Ivory: Getting moms mistaken for kindergartners since 1968. more » Jack_Burton: more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Is this an ad for Ivory or Dexedrine? No soap is gonna make your face that vacant and serene. more » badmutha: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? WHAT! Snow White?! WHERE THE HELL IS MY IVORY SOAP! more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: No, but according to the pageant moms, I can make her look like she's my age. Win! more » Brigit: If you can ... you have probably married a pedo. more » Eleanor Ramilly: You know who you should compete with? Your daughter. That way you silly women will have your minds occupied. more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Ivory - BAD for la face. Dries you out. Howevs, my Gramps used on his snow white hair instead of shampoo - and man alive did he have some kick ass hair! more » Santos L Halper: Somewhere in Long Island, Dina Lohan has this picture framed above her fireplace. more » Mary McCarthyite: I don't think I can compete with either of their neo-Victorian high-necked gowns. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I didn't know they had mother-daughter Joy Books. more » TinkishDelight: There's a Lifetime movie about this somewhere more » so5minutesago: She looks like she's fresh off the FLS compound. I don't know what this says about her and/or them. more » geekgirlliz: I just want to know whose affection she is supposed to be competing for against a baby? Pedophiles? Her husband? Creepy. more » prestocaro fears the culling: If you can't, then CAST HER OUT. She deserves it because she's a child harlot. Who is tempting your poor husband. more » Mafalda para Presidente: Alright, that's it, I'm going to bed now. more » HoooooooT: I was doing research yesterday, looking at Ladies Home Journals from the 1920s, and in every mag from the year 1927, there was an add on the second pa... more » morninggloria: Mother Participates In Bizarre Reverse-Elektra Complex Competition With Female Child more » morninggloria: Competing with the little girl look is exactly why I shave off all of my pubes! LOL OMG! PEOPLE IN OLDEN TIMES WERE JUST LIKE US! more » pinkyBella: Ugh. This seriously leaves me speechless. It's really sick. more »
