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    Sukie in the Graveyard: WTF Oregon. We want to keep PORTLAND weird... not the entire damn state... (but still, you're heart is in the right place?) more »
    par3: this is typical of eastern europe. i wish i could rip some billboards off the roadways here and post em. i'll look around on the net. ah...the marketi... more »
    shewar: The 3rd photo is the only one that freaks me out. I have a phobia of the "Eiffel Tower" ...you know. Or google it. The rest are just too stupid and ca... more »
    TurtleSpeak: These ads make me never want to drink milk again. The idea of drinking an entire glass of semen is stomach turning. Why oh why would anyone think that... more »
    Cicada: The one with the woman with the spots is kind of cute. Mostly because she just looks like she's playing around and spitting milk. There are interestin... more »
    R_Claw: I don't know, I think these are funny. If anything it seems to be evoking Sploshing, which I hear can be pretty fun. more »
    Macloserboy: Not that it matters, but these are "facials." "Bukkake" refers to a group of guys. You may return to your outrage already in progress. more »
    msAnthrope: men like to wish they had this much semen to ejaculate. usually it's what, a teaspoon or so? more »
    Zombies make the heart grow fonder: On a positive note, I really like how the models look iridescent. more »
    nadoush86: did anyone hear about how Bukkake is now illegal in Oregon? dunno how to link but here it is: [www.oregonlive.com] more »
    hydrogen_jukebox: The worst part about this? I'm drinking milk right now. Well, I was drinking milk until about a minute ago. more »
    Eric Northman is mine: Oh how inclusive they also included an Asian model. rolls eyes Thanks Russia but i'm lactose intolerant; suck on that! more »
    devilchyld22: My ex-boyfriend would love this. He once asked to put milk in my vagina. I declined. Just didn't seem right. more »
    Jello Mix: The proposed law follows an incident last June when a man threw his semen on a mother in a Portland area Target store. Her little girl saw it first. I... more »
    Beat Girl: If there was no milk in these shots, they'd be bangin'. That's what I'm most pissed about. more »
  • #itdoesabodybad

    Bukkake Alert

    A reader sent us a link to these offensive Russian milk ads. Passive women and splattered white stuff ≠ dairy. (More after the jump.) Related, sorta? Oregon's new bill. [English Russia, Shakesville, BoingBoing] More »
  • #milk

    Our Problems With Milk Really Suck