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more about #islafisher Treeless: An inventory of Frances' lies: 1) I am not trying to escape. 2) You look sober in that dress. 3) Really, I'm not trying to escape. more » AppleBrownBettyComingThrough: Poor FBC. I do not envy her path. Toxic moms are so hard. You know they're crazy and bad for you, yet you crave the mommy. Hell, not even the mommy... more » avec_accent: Dear Frances, My mummy is lovely. Wanna share? She'll make us delicious dutch apple cake and send us links to funny online cartoons. Deal? more » szuperremek: So I said yesterday that I didn't get why Courtney lost custody of Frances... and needless to say, now I get it. I want to say that she's ranting on ... more » sassenach: Love obviously has serious mental problems; I hope she can get help. Alanis seems to have confused being bummed out with [clinical] depression. Runnin... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out. more » Scout: Courtney Love Cobain perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapea... more » MargaretMoony: OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic. So, RUN Frances... more » AgainWithFeeling: What is Frances' "wonder bread side", and does everybody have one? more » pesematology: Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto. more » OneBigPear: I had to fix Wilford's response. Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've go... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh. more » Diziet_Sma: Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy,... more » sanssoucis321: Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Lov... more » laurasaurus: As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received. more » erinna: Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit more » GirlFailer: I am offering a plausible translation of Courtney's ramblings from above. Frankly the whole thing disgusts me. My daughter is not always honest, and... more » Snacky_Onassis: Did anyone ever stop to consider that maybe Frances is a deceptive person and a liar? Haha, just kidding, Courtney is nuts. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Oh Courtney. You make it very very hard to be on your side. Perhaps a spell of vipassana meditation. You know, that kind where you don't say anythi... more » lowkeylo: I think this Courtney Love debacle is a perfect example of a parent seeing herself in the role of a "friend" instead of a "parent." I mean, a "friend... more » -
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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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Attire All Over The Place At "Rock A Little, Feed A Lot" Benefit
Stars like Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher and Alanis Morissette were confused about what to wear to the Rock A Little, Feed A Lot benefit concert in L.A. last night. Fancy or casual? LBD or ill-filling trousers? Tuxedo or plaid shirt!?!?!?! More » -
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Bruno Brings Out The Crazy, Sexy, Cool. Mostly Crazy.
Bruno held its L.A. premiere at the iconic Grauman's Chinese Theatre. So Bruno, Isla Fisher, Christina Ricci, Rosario Dawson and friends, dressed accordingly. More » -
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Ryan Seacrest And Lindsay Lohan To Work On "Meaningful" Reality Show Together
- Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are joining forces to create a reality show wherein people who are "on the wrong track" plead their cases for a second chance and are given 1 million dollars to start their lives over. [USWeekly]
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Chris Brown's Violence Against Women Week Appearance; Britney Had Lutfi's Sister Sneak Her A Cell Phone
- Thanks to the tipsters who let us know that Chris Brown was hanging out at their school, the University of Mary Washington earlier this week, and that his visit was very poorly timed.
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Hayden Panettiere Attacks The Press; Jimmy Says Sarah "Couldn't Date An Imbecile Anymore"
- On the red carpet at a fundraiser a reporter touched Hayden Panettiere's shoulder. She screamed, "Don't you ever touch me!" and told the rest of the press, "You all make my life miserable." [Us]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
There was cuteness (Isla). There was hotness (Dancy). But the overall vibe last night at London's Empire Leicester Square premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic was WTF? More » -
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Confessions Of A Shopaholic: "The Most Ill-Timed And Appallingly Insulting Movie In Recent Memory"
Don't just take Megan's word: In Confessions of a Shopaholic, Isla Fisher proves she's destined to be one of the next great comediennes by making one of the most poorly timed movies in history endurable. More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
- "Life poet" Joaquin Phoenix on his rap career:
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Tim Gunn To Make It Work At The Oscars
- OMG! Project Runway's Tim Gunn will host the red-carpet arrivals at the official Academy Awards pre-show? Genius. Good Morning America's Robin Roberts and Entertainment Weekly's Jess Cagle will join him. Excellent. Carry on! [Variety]
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Chris Brown Arrested For (Allegedly) Assaulting Rihanna
- Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested for a felony battery.
