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more about #internationalaffairs Experiment626: I'm surprised no one's mentioned this yet, but for Ewan fans (@LuvEwan, I think that's you) you can verify one particular scottish data point in The P... more » CollegeCamel: Just reaffirms that my love of shaggy Scotsmen is awesome. more » TiniDarling: Best. Clip. Ever. more » kookla: Like I said before: I'm married to a Scotsman and he's definitely got a lot going on under his kilt. more » judgingamy: A stab at tomorrow's headline: "Scotland's "Oops! Baby Boom" reportedly due to major slippage." more » colormeroutine: I dunno, I dated a Scottish guy for a very long time and while he fit the burly Scottish sterotype in many respects (dude was like 6'6)....that was no... more » andBegorrah: I buy 36D bras. I am not a 36D. My excitement is unpiqued. more » halloweenjack, King of the Wild Frontier: Reminds me of an old joke. A Russian firm is ordering condoms from an American manufacturer, and specifying that they had to be at least 11" long. The... more » rednrowdy: dear jezebel, i will gladly take the top three scotsmen in that little graphic there. please schedule them for wednesday, thursday, and friday. l... more » hfree: Yep, just confirms that I need to move back as soon as possible. My people may be pale, but they have other attributes, as it were. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Remember how they say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have? more » Gretchen now has TWO kittens: Our Scottish friends were discussing this with us in a bar in Munich this summer. He said Scottish men were big and his girlfriend agreed - she said ... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Jezebel meet up in Glasgow? C'mon, people! more » LuvEwan: In the bottom middle picture, Craig Ferguson is using his hands to demonstrate the width of Ewan McGregor's penis. more » OneTwoPunch: I feel better for having my built-in genetic attractor. Now, if I could just de-install the Irish-American Brooklyn boy one?! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): File this under "LIFE IMITATING THE PORN IN MY HEAD." more » bluebears: Huh. I did NOT know my boyfriend was Scottish... see what I did there? ok, I'm done. more » bluebears: Dodai! That picture of Groundskeeper Willy made my day. I think these sage words sum up how moved I am: "I dinna cry when me own father was hung for... more » morninggloria: Interesting. In my experience, all of the biggest dicks I've met have been in America. more » Skellatrix: Something something...Loch Ness Monster...something. (Sorry it's hard to be clever while fantasizing.) more » -
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Report: Scottish Men Buy Larger Rubbers
"Supermarket giant Tesco reported that more of its extra-large condoms had been bought in Glasgow than anywhere else in the UK." A stab at tomorrow's headline: "Scotland Flooded With Ladies Interested In Foreign Exchange!" [Daily Express]
