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more about #idiocy more comments → cand86: Sounds like he and his wife are well-suited. And I don't actually mean that snarkily . . . I'm tired of it always being some scandal and then the poo... more » MargaretMoony: How charming? Though, I do want to read the article so I can get the whole...experience. more » PaintedTrollop: His breath reeks of vinegar and water. more » Dodgergirl: Thank you, but my breasts already have names. The left one is "Never" and the right one is "Goingtohappen." more » MargaretMoony: Things like this happen all the time at the museum I work. It. Blows. My. Mind. more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): The responses are along the lines of the infamous "Where is nonfiction" question that anyone who's ever worked at a retail bookstore understands. Even... more » lilbobbytables: Between this and The Customer is Not Always Right, I want to curl up and weep forever. Or until 2012, when the world ends. more » OneTwoPunch: Wow. Yes, a disconnect between having books, and reading them. Big difference. more » Mary McCarthyite: I WORK FOR A RARE BOOK DEALER AND WE GET CALLS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME! Sorry to shout, but this kind of thing comes with the job, and it is hilarious... more » shannanigans slash pterodactyl: guys seem to forget how easy - and common - it is for them to bail on their offspring. why would a woman use a baby to trap you when you could just le... more » Bjork for President!: I was just told that many of the guys this woman had dated, by age 30 had already had vasectomies, without ever having had children. The guys are afra... more » dreamypisces: My friends boyfriend (now husband) did this to her when they were in their early 20's. He wanted to get married - she didn't but then, oops, she got ... more » Tulsi: This is why we need male contraception like a male pill. That way, men can feel in control of the situation as well (and so they can't claim it was al... more » kityglitr: You know, I've been slowly warming up to the idea of having a kid one day (I'm 33 ha ha ha), but this article just puts me right back at 23 years old.... more » Dorilys: Mr Dorilys just looked over and asked me what the article was about. He went on a rant including "do people think men are stupid? we can't figure out... more » -
#indiscretions
"Maybe We Could Go Back To Your Place And Name Your Breasts."
This, amongst other potential pick-up lines, is from 1986's article John Bercow Guide to Understanding Women. At the time, he was a 23-year-old Tory councillor in South London. Now, he's Speaker of the House of Commons: More » -
#idiocy
Book It
"-Hello. I have some old books for sale. -What kind of books? -Old ones. -OK. What subject areas? -Where does it say that?" (One of the conversations compiled over the years by rare book dealer The BookMine) [BoingBoing] -
#secretsandlies
They're Onto You: Details Discovers Women Secretly Trying To Get Pregnant
We got a number of distressed emails about a recent piece in Details. Possibly because the description read, "Getting tricked into fatherhood by a woman hell-bent on getting pregnant is much more common than you think." Good to know! More » -
#blamingthebadgirls
Gotcha Pregnancies? "Advice Goddesses" Are Anything But
From the good people who sent Joe The Plumber to Israel comes this gem of a video in which advice columnists Helen Smith and Amy Alkon recuse men from any birth control responsibilities. More » -
