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more about #icet more comments → Snowbunny: I really wish that Stephen Fry started all of his tweets with "Agent Boooothe." more » bingofrankenstein: I didn't know Ice-T was going recessionista! more » choppedliver: is it just me or does it seem like hanging out with carrie fisher and danny devito would be life-changingly awesome? more » RousseMacabre: For some reason Jon Favreau cutting his hair with a Flowbee is extremely interesting to me. I feel like my life is better after reading that tweet. more » belljarblues: I'd kill to see a picture of sparkly Eli Roth. I'd even go watch the latest Saw movie-it would be worth the pain. more » GirlFailer: Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill? more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, re... more » CynicalPink: Martha Stewart...is on hanging out terms with Diddy.... My head asplode more » Bitingpika: I desperately want to see hangover cures in Martha's next issue. more » GirlFailer: For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gat... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker. more » TransFat: FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons. more » logruszed: I lurve Favreau. more » curiousgeorgiana: What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth. more » pesematology: Wow, Yoko's tweet... more » -
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Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
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Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More » -
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Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More » -
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Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is concerned about his how much exposure his Tweets get, Lindsay Lohan is still pissed at her dad, and Ice-T's wife Coco has the most awesome cell phone. More » -
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Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Celebrities, both with and without their children, were out in full force last night, showing off their fancy pants Halloween costumes to the world. Ahead, a roundup of the most notable costumes of the night. More » -
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Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck. More » -
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Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter Gets Hacked
Today in Tweet Beat, some "butthole" hacked into Billy Ray Cyrus' account, Sherri Shepherd gives relationship advice, and Jessica Simpson wants you to respect her dead dog's memory. More » -
#dirtbag
Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. More » -
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Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T gives a sage PSA about privacy and the internet, Miley Cyrus wishes she could text with her Mammie, and Chris Brown is so totally sick of "lame azz people." More » -
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Amber Rose Discloses Her Ethnicity
Today in Tweet Beat, 83-year-old Hugh Hefner's twin girlfriends celebrate their 20th birthday, Rachel Zoe is fighting with the girl from The City still, and Spencer Pratt believes The Hills will win an Emmy. More » -
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Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
Today in Tweet Beat, Star Jones, Kirstie Alley, and Sherri Shepherd are incensed over those who defend Roman Polanski, Chris Brown thanks his fans who still support him, and Jane Fonda actually does something tangible about violence against women. More » -
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Jenna Jameson To Become A Mommy Blogger
Today in Tweet Beat, Jenna Jameson is about to join the mommy blogger ranks, Stephanie Pratt talks some behind-the-scenes shit on The City stars, and Miley Cyrus' lack of Morrissey knowledge pisses off Frances Bean Cobain. More » -
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Lindsay Just Wants To Party Late At Night Without Being Video Taped
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan wants to know why she's not allowed to have some off-the-record fun with the hardworking people in Singapore, Fred Durst cares about genocide in Israel, and Courtney Love's kidneys hurt. More » -
#dirtbag
Tyra To Face Stalker In Court
- Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.
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#ragtrade
Posh Spice Carries Blinged-Out Birkin; Grace Kelly Rolls In Grave
- Victoria Beckham received a $120,000 diamond-studded Birkin from David for Christmas. To be fair, $120,000 is almost a full week’s wages for the man. [Daily Mail]
