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more about #icecream more comments → MargotDawk: I'm sry, I'm a chick and I thought it was HILARIOUS!! I even shared it on FaceBook!! more » La Chica Lucy: Hortense, You rule simply for getting through this fuckery and making me laugh when I should be crying. I love you, Lucy more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I actually wrote to them over this one. I have never written in about a product before (other than the time I contacted Cape Cod potato chips to find ... more » I believe in peace, bitch: I don't think even Don Draper could sell this one. more » Marsgaret: Klondike is owned by the mega-corp Uniliver. Please contact them here: [www.unileverusa.com] and tell you how you feel about this. There is another c... more » Jack_Burton: Klondike: WTF was that? What does it have to do with delicious ice cream? I'm going to stick to choc chip cookie ice-cream-sandwiches and ChocoT... more » Crackers in Bed: i feel like this was originally created for something else (like Rolling Rock or Axe) it wasn't used, and instead of scrapping it they shoehorned it i... more » LipstickLibrarian: "Steaming pit full of pudding?" more » lola_in_the_dark: You know, as an advertising student we were always given assignments where we had to focus on the "strategy" or message of the company. For example ou... more » Sandicomm: Hey, Pete Pounder, do you know what I hate with the passion of a thousand suns? Your misogyny! Fuck you! more » CuriousSue: wait, is this an ad? i'm so confused. more » Sanfo: Turns out Klondike is owned by Unilever, which is why they are following the same techniques in their advertising for Klondike bars and Axe "deodorant... more » LuvEwan: I've never eaten a Klondike bar in my life. But I guess that's because they're only for men? more » The Day of Contentious Conviviality: Ok, so clearly Klondike has decided that women never eat or buy their product, so they can afford to alienate the entire gender with their horrible, o... more » Raederle: This has given me a great idea of what marriage is all about. Coming home from my high-powered magazine editor job, I find my husband mowing the law... more » -
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Let's Take A Completely Insane Journey Inside The Klondike Man Cave
Remember when people would dance poorly or hop on one foot for a Klondike bar? Well those days are gone; now, they enter the Klondike Man Cave, where taking your 21-year-old babysitter to a sex shop is all the rage. More » -
#ragtrade
Britney Replaces Hayden At Candie's; Freida Pinto To Get Pretty For Estee Lauder?
- Candie's decided to take a chance on Britney Spears, and her cohort of current fans. The singer is the latest face of the tween-friendly brand. [WWD]
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Change We Can Believe In
In honor of Barack Obama, Ben & Jerry's has renamed its Butter Pecan flavor "Yes Pecan" for the month of January. Taste-test volunteers, get in line… behind us. [Eater] -
