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more about #humor alexherrera: I'm sorry. I laughed. I think the joke isn't that her vagina is super strong but it's her muscular arms that broke the dildo. *Can't believe I actu... more » QuicheLorraine: Another day, another reduction of a successful, powerful and intimidating woman to her vagina. more » MizJenkins: I don't see it. Did they take it down? Let me guess, the gist of it was "Serena Williams is a big, scary beast and whose vagina can break things in ha... more » o-line: I didn't know that Jason Whitlock started writing for The Onion. more » KLondike5: They could have just joked about Serena's obvious physical strength with a gag like "annoyed Serena rips phone book in half" but they're turned on by ... more » futuremouse: This obviously goes hand in hand with the Megan Fox post from yesterday. The Onion is just ahead of the curve on the ladies-with-strong-vaginas meme. more » feather_spin: I think it's something along the lines of "If you want to fuck this powerful, amazing woman, then YOU'RE WRONG IN THE HEAD BECAUSE HER VAGINA POWER WI... more » NotChoinski: When an ill-tempered tennis diva and a marital aid love each other very much . . . . . . more » Lady Skittlehattington: Waaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... more » Jack_Burton: Reminds me of this horrid true story: SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky. -- A Shepherdsville jury has awarded $6.1 million to a former McDonald's employee who was st... more » lolacat: Reminds me of this... [jezebel.com] All is good when the gropings welcome, y'all. more » IceCreamIsAwesome: Well whenever I attempt to hold my friend's babies they laugh their asses off, but I suppose films no longer achieve enough character development for ... more » LaComtesse: "but would people laugh at women who did the same things?" *ahem* AB-FAB. more » queenieinmanhattan: I don't know...waking up and finding a baby I've never seen before in my room? Possibly one of the worst things, ever - be you man, woman, or beast. ... more » mbot says Spock yeah!: Actually, now I'm imagining that picture with Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Jane Krakowski, and it looks WAY funnier. more » Effervescent: So basically, it's Dude, Where's My Car but without the car. more » Flackette Goes Retro: Here's when I realized the baby gender role situation was still with us: I was with my boyfriend and his 4 year old daughter (3 at the time) at an out... more » MilointheMeadow: That was one of the more odd things I noticed when I moved to Norway - men walking around with strollers, sometimes two of them with their kids, middl... more » clevernamehere: I'd prefer a baby and a tiger to a dead hooker. more » Flackette Goes Retro: My poor friend won't let her husband get up in the middle of the night with their baby because she believes he is totally incompetent. While that may ... more » -
#bloominonion
Joke's On Them
We're tempted to say we're annoyed by this Onion 'article' but thing is, we don't really get the joke. [Onion] -
#whatscookingoodlookin
Kitchen Not Hot Enough For Horny Teen Cook
From the Onion: "18-year-old fry cook Joey Terzig [called] for an environment in which unsolicited touching by female coworkers is encouraged." We'd rather laugh at this than at real sexual harassment. [Onion] -
#juvenilehumor
What's So Funny About A Man With A Baby?
One of the most popular go-to comedy clichés is a man with a baby. Just think about it! Hilarious, right? What would a man be doing with a baby? More »
