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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
- Kate Winslet tells Allure that when filming The Reader, she had to regrow her pubic hair:
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Adam Lambert To (Maybe) Come Out; Aniston & Mayer Back On?
- American Idol runner-up Adam Glambert has been vague about his sexuality, but a source says:
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Amy Winehouse Is Hospitalized, Lily Allen Is Dissed By Joan Collins, And Shia Really Loves His Mom
- Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part."[TheSun]
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Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno
- Jamie Foxx apologized on the Tonight Show for his statements about Miley Cyrus (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling Jay Leno:
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Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
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Lindsay Eggs On The Paparazzi; Billy Bob Doesn't Blame Canadians
- Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]
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Monsters Vs. Aliens Features 3-D Graphics, Flat Plot
Monsters vs. Aliens, which opens today, is DreamWorks' first film designed to be shown in 3-D, but despite a female protagonist and fantastic cast of funny men, critics say it's two-dimensional. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?
- Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:
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J. Lo States The Obvious
- Jennifer Lopez attended the Latino Inaugural Gala on Sunday and said of Barack Obama: "He is the biggest star here, even though it's chock-full of celebrities." Well, yeah. [People]
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A Peek Inside Daniel Craig's Pants
- Does Daniel Craig have a tattoo on his magic stick? He told Jay Leno: "I have a couple of tattoos where you’d see them. There’s another where you wouldn’t. It’s hidden away."
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Dr. House Performs Emergency Peoples-Choice-Awardectomy
[Los Angeles, CA, January 7. Image via Getty.]
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Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
So the Saturday Night Live holiday themed episode (and last episode until 2009) has arrived, and our host, Hugh Laurie, along with this evening's musical guest, Kanye West, should make for a pretty entertaining evening.
