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more about #houseofdereon Lymed: Nudity with coffee? Of course not. But people were fighting over copies of Madonna's Chai Tea Latte table book. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Megan Fox really strikes me as having a face that would more closely be associated with the scent of cannabis and tequila shooters than Armani. more » colormeroutine: I really do not understand the concept of "coffee table books". How often do you really have someone sitting on your couch with nothing to entertain t... more » greengrey: "and revealing one underaged nip" Did they prove she is "underaged"? Appearing to be under 16 and BEING under 16 are two very different things. As "sl... more » hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: anybody else click on the link and watch the escada commercial? more » greengrey: There are too many fashion "reality" TV shows. The one about Elle internships was the most unrealistic crap I've ever seen. I wouldn't mind if they ma... more » Yahtzii: Okay, I have to admit it, Gwyneth Paltrow is growing on me. I am sort of bizarrely charmed that she has the audacity to charge 100 pounds for a studde... more » BiteMeMitchell!: "there's no indication why the line should start at £100." Well, aside from the fact that Gwyneth would never put her name to anything that might be ... more » cocktail bun: I think Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson should have picked a more creative stage name if she was going to be such a bitch about it. more » AthertonMerriweather: I think I'm the only person who doesn't have a fashion line. more » GirlFailer: Lord help us. Kenny Chesney is getting an apparel line? I foresee straw hats, cutoff shorts, tank tops and discreet weed pockets. more » pax: I have been in that cave where Beyonce is posing. It's in Bermuda and it's pretty cool. more » Janie Jones: Also, the skinny cow in the Skinny Cow advertisement reminds me of Ron English's subversive, "culture jamming" pop art. more » lilbobbytables: Dude. Zombies work on the cheap - all they want is sweet, sweet brain. Can't knock using the economical approach these days. more » hollygirl: when I was a little hippy child reading my Mom's MS. magazine they ahd a section called " No comment" every month to highlight bullshit like this- let... more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: The Ralph Lauren ad was even worse if you saw the whole thing. oppostie the (gold-crotched) white woman in her vaguely british- colonial outfit were t... more » Janie Jones: I kind of love the Big Sexy Hair ad. Kellie Pickler's expression cracks me up. more » jeepgirl: A skinny cow? Udder nonsense. more » badmutha: You can also pay Lauren for a ripped shirt to go with your sparkly drawers! And wear two leather belts to show them that you are so skinny NOTHING can... more » anonanimal: Most of these made me laugh so much. I love how you're blogging about this blogworthy .... wait the chicken? pita bread? OOh, the whole thing. Whoa. more » -
#ragtrade
Heidi Klum Is Out. (Of Her Clothes. On Your Coffee Table.)
- Heidi Klum's new coffee table book, Rankin's Heidilicious , is "very naughty." Who doesn't want nudity with their coffee? Oh, wait, everyone? [ElleUK]
- American Apparel brings its sleaze to England. England doesn't like it. [The Street]
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#ragtrade
Gwyneth Does Designer Duds; Posh Hires Doppelgänger
- Gwyneth Paltrow's clothing line with Zoetees is hitting stores this month. The collection includes tee shirts, studded tank tops, and a grey oversized blazer — fine basics, but there's no indication why the line should start at £100. [Elle UK]
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#badvertising
Hurtful Heels, Zoned-Out Zombies & Crotch Watch: Spring's Worst Ads
Advertisements are supposed to help move product. But some ads are so stupid, inane, weird or pointless, they're just bad. Hence: Badvertising! The following are from the latest issues of Vogue, Glamour, Cosmopolitan and Lucky.
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#ragtrade
Katie For Miu Miu Looks A Lot Like Victoria For Armani
- The first images from Katie Holmes' campaign for Miu Miu have arrived... [Vogue UK]
- ...and she looks a lot like her BFF Victoria Beckham, whose ads for Emporio Armani are just out as well. [Telegraph]
