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more about #hospital AuntieBee: I'm gonna call it appendicitis, because I've had that, and I know how it hurts (although you CAN walk). Really, though, I'm saying it just to have an ... more » birdfeet: I would love to be his nurse! more » MockMyWorld: Josh, lay off that sushi already! Seriously, Zeke Tyler, hope you're OK. more » sequined: I was thinking too much coke until I saw "abdominal pain" listed as the symptom. Damn me and my lack of prescience. more » ElleL: Kidney Stone? I had one a year ago and seriously thought my ovaries exploded. Worst pain everrrrr. more » swimmingly: Hernia? He can get Dr. Christina Yang to perform surgery since she just did her first solo surgery. In related news, I need a hobby. more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Maybe it's Lupus. more » Mary McCarthyite: Does the phrase "abdominal pain" make anyone else think of that scene from Spaceballs when the alien bursts out of the guy's stomach after order the "... more » Devonna: Baleen in the intestine? more » rosasparks: He watched his version of Wicker Park and was made ill. more » prettycool: I was born at that hospital! I mean...poor joshie-poo. feel bettah. more » hortense: Food poisoning? more » morninggloria: Sean Penn caught Josh Hartnett sneaking a piece of his special chocolate cake that Sean Penn's cook makes especially for him. Enraged, Sean made every... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Poop cramps? Oh, but I hope it's not food poisoning, that shit takes a lot out of you. Ouchie. more » rosasparks: Acid reflux? Ashlee Simpson has that, too. more » BlondeGoddess: My gut feeling says appendix. more » hortense: Maybe he's pregnant? more » anonanimal: I hope everything's all right. It must have been extreme abdominal pain because people are usually very blase about that kind of pain. Usually you tou... more » Trulymadlyme: Appendix surgery? more » AthertonMerriweather: Celebrity Exhaustion strikes again. more » -
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Josh Hartnett Hospitalized
Around 2am this morning, an ambulence picked up Josh Hartnett from Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. He said he had abdominal pain, but was seen walking into the ambulance. He was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital. [TMZ] -
