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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: If I now am unable to watch Bill without thinking of Dick Cheney, I'm having Words. more »
    rocknrollunicorn: I walked into the Oval Office on our first day and could not find George. I heard muttering under the desk and arrived to find him crouching beneath i... more »
    NewsBunny: It's not that..I like to HUNT. I like the deer. The doe, to be precise. I like to touch their soft ears -- soft, like a kitten's. I like to sink my fi... more »
    BicSharpie: I think that it would start like this-- "I saw the letter first. Normally, I wouldn't have checked on my boss' mail, but the mailbox was slightly ajar... more »
    Lymed: That first day, I walked into the oval office and [RETRACTED FOR EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE]. The End. more »
    SouthernComfort: Every morning started out the same, George sitting alone at his desk, scared to face the day. I pulled up a chair and proceeded to give him the same p... more »
    la.donna.pietra: Reader, I shot him. more »
    Abra: Photoshopped pictures of Dick Cheney are some of my favorite things. The Onion went in a different, although still fun, direction a couple of years ag... more »
    morninggloria: One Dick, Two Dicks, Red Dicks, Poo Dicks. more »
    Frequentlywrong: It was a dark and stormy [REDACTED]; the [REDACTED] fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent [REDACTED] whic... more »
    rightfootleft: It is a truth universally acknowledged, any Republican blowhard with a vested interest in a contracting company, must be in want of a war. more »
    Ailatan: All happy administrations are alike; every unhappy administration is unhappy in its own way. more »
    daftfad: Megan, you should be ashamed of yourself for posting a picture of Dick Cheney over a vampire! Vampires should be off limits! It is past time to rest... more »
    Scout 3.0: I always wanted to be a dancer. more »
    sympathyforthebasementcat: "It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the... more »
  • #bloodsimple

    Dick Cheney Tell-All To Describe How He Fed On America's Innocents Innocence

    The Washington Post is holding a contest for readers, asking them to pen the first paragraph of Dick Cheney's upcoming memoirs. How could we resist? More »
  • #maghag

    When Men Are Objectified In The Name Of Fashion

    A very strange series of images were published by the British fashion site PonyStep last week featuring young male models in their underwear, with words like "Fuck Me" scribbled on their exposed flesh (NSFW). More »