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more about #homersimpson more comments → Diziet_Sma: I've never rated Kevin Smith. This just confirms my feelings. more » Snowbunny: Seth, don't you know? It's been written up several times in the paper than Finn and Quinn have been an item for a while, and what kind of girlfriend ... more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: John Gosselin: Suntanned or Drunk? Go. more » heykoukla: It's only just occurred to me after seeing the photos of the Jolie-Pitts: Shiloh is turning into Natty Gann. more » wednesdayam: So, you're telling me that Shia LaBeouf is exactly like my last ex-boyfriend (who would actually point out hot girls to me as he was ogling them)? No... more » ErinGoBawl: I know I'm essentially beating a beautiful horse but DEAR GOD Angelina Jolie is pretty. I feel like a glance at that smile she has in that picture wit... more » Red-headed bookworm: This Letterman thing is so stupid. How can it be a "secret affair"? He didn't get married until recently so what's the big deal with him seeing someon... more » LikeChai: I want to know if James Blunt is like me and listens to James Blunt songs when he gets dumped. It helps the depression really sink in. more » Sev: Re: The Letterman thing - I feel really bad for any woman on Letterman's staff who was promoted because she was, you know, good at her job. Now everyo... more » nom.de.guerre: Man-child Gosselin, I know you were aiming to piss off Kate by taking all that money out of the account, but did it occur to you that the money also b... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Seth MacFarlane strikes me as that guy at the party who thinks he is funnier, hotter, and smarter than he actually is. Every party always has at leas... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Could we suspend Jon Gosselin from the media for misconduct? Pleasies? more » crazy_lady: I want to pop that zit on Gosselin's face. That one, right in the top left corner. more » ohayou_kun: Is it me or does Jon gosselin look constantly drunk? Or is it his fake tan? Lets be truthful, asians even halfers, the only ones that have tans like t... more » cuteasabutton: -I find that Kevin Smith story about smoking pot little hard to believe. -Shia LaBeouf just like dudes everywhere! Why can't they control it better? -... more » -
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Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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#communimacation
Slang: Fun Games For Your Brain
If you've ever claimed to have invented a word, only to find it on Urban Dictionary (damn you, nonversation!), you may benefit from Michael Adams's new book, Slang: The People's Poetry. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Rihanna's Back In The Islands; Madonna Will Appeal Adoption Decision
- Rihanna was in Hollywood earlier this week, then she went to New York, got in a fender bender, and had someone else deal with the accident while she drove away in another car. Now?
