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more about #hollister Flackette Goes Retro: And to think, my mom made me change when my long-sleeved bodysuit (yeah, bodysuits - 1994 style) shrank in the wash and revealed my A-cups. It's a goo... more » KimberleeJean: I completely misunderstood "Legal-ish" at first. I was like, "What, like smoking pot in California?" more » kellieherson: This is flooding my brain with memories of my charming Catholic high school. Every year, we had an evening of powder puff football games during Fake H... more » I_can_still_pitch: "I (Heart) the Woody"? Really? Really? more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: I got sent home in high-school for wearing a "Girls Kick Ass" shirt. They objected to the word "ass". At the time those horrendous "Big Johnson" shi... more » eleanor_rigby: Shirts like these are the primary reason that most public schools now have uniform policies in place. more » andromache: I'm all for self-expression and clever shirts, but these are just tacky. I'm pretty sure kids that age are sexually active (I know I was) but that do... more » morninggloria: "WHAT TAN LINES?" The farmer's tan that you're developing as we speak from wearing that ugly-ass tee shirt. That one. more » NefariousNewt: Perhaps they can get Jon Gosselin as a spokesperson by sending some of these for his daughters; he seems to be into crappy clothing. more » HighSchoolFearleader: The only people I know who wear Hollister t-shirts are 14 or younger. These people know who they're selling to: little girls who are being taught to t... more » PinkSoxHat: I just picture my mother's face if 14-year-old me had come home from the mall with one of these. It would be in the garbage and I would be in my room... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Wow. The only one I don't find incredibly offensive is the first one. The rest? They would get you sent home from public school fairly quickly. more » dirtybee: UGLY-ISH more » morninggloria: Also, I will buy the one that says "The twins are quite a handful" and wear it to express my support for Justin Morneau, Joe Mauer, and the rest of th... more » pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): Wanna place bets on how many of my 6th and 7th grade female students will show up wearing these when school starts? Ugh squared. more » sallysparrow: I weep for today's youth. Can we get a dream team of say, Rachel Maddow, Michelle Obama/HRC and Tim Gunn to straighten them out? It could be a mandato... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm marketing my own line of t-shirts for women with fun slogans like "I just fucking give up already", "Please club and drag into the nearest cave" a... more » hydrogen_jukebox: Good gawd, no. Do not want. I hold my nose every time I pass a Hollister. It always smells and sounds like there's some kind of Guantanamo-sanctioned... more » morninggloria: I want to get the LEGAL-ISH shirt for my grandma. more » NefariousNewt: So, Dov Charney is the secret CEO of Hollister, is he? more » -
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Hollister: Wear Our Shirts, Girls, And "You Might Get Spanked!"
Young-trending mall brand Hollister e-mailed pictures of its new girls t-shirts, which the chain calls "Hot and funny." We call slogans like "LEGAL-ISH" and "The twins are quite a handful," marketed at 15-year-olds, gross and inappropriate. Click headline for larger. -
#ragtrade
Bring Back Old Marc; Michael Kors Answers Important Questions About His Sex Life
- This rather banal anecdote about Michael Kors being mistaken for Marc Jacobs is enlivened by an adorable photo of the two from when Jacobs was pale and long-haired and still had those clear-framed glasses that are so totally hot. [FWD]
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J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
- Jennifer Lopez is getting out of the U.S. clothing business, closing her brand, Sweetface. In 2007, Lopez shuttered JLO, replacing it with Justsweet — which then closed after two seasons. It's tough out there for a wannabe fashion mogul. [WWD]
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Ritchie & Rachel Are Frenemies Once More; Marc Jacobs Breaks Hearts
- Rachel Zoe and Nicole Ritchie hugged while cameras for Zoe's reality show rolled. Presumably they made up based on their shared love of airtime and handbags the size and price of compact cars. [WWD]
