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more about #holiday Never_Nude: I have unapologetic love for David Sedaris. In one of his essays, he describes his quest to learn of Christmas traditions all over the world. Usually... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Ok, it's official. Baby beluga is the cutest baby animal of them all. more » eggnogfairy: look closely at the last pic with all the envelopes--I love that there is one addressed to "Santa's Grotto, North Pole Lapland" It sounds like a very... more » laetitiae: Some background information: (1) I grew up in North Pole, Alaska (No joke, yo.) (2) There is a Santa Claus House in North Pole which is, you can imagi... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Is it just me or is Santa Claus totally creepy? He sees when you are sleeping? He knows when you are awake? He knows when you are bad or good? He's li... more » GGobsessed: Best. Christmas pesent. Ever. Seriously, this has made my day. Neigh, my LIFE. more » whats_in_a_name: Just Friday afternoon I saw him driving a forklift at Jeep's Toledo North Assembly Plant. more » georgina: Thank you! What a much needed bright spot in a sad day. I never knew I thought whales were cute! more » cate3710: I am fascinated by the underwater Santas. Are they wearing normal Santa suits or wetsuits made to look like Santa suits? And what's with the bell? I c... more » Ailatan: Baby Beluga is going for a smooch! Thanks for this, Hortense, I'm smiling! more » Topsyjane: Haaaate. Hate the Xmas music and avoid it unless I don't have a choice. But if you twist my arm, I'll cop to two. The Jackson Five did a Christmas alb... more » LipstickLibrarian: The worst Christmas music, hands down, is any and every fucking song featuring barking or meowing. more » Little Time Bomb: River - Joni Mitchell is one of my favorites even though my husband swears it's way to sad to be a Christmas song. Nat king Cole goes on heavy rotatio... more » TheOtherBoninGirl: I really can't listen to Bing Crosby the same way without thinking about how he abused his kids...my parents and I always make smartass comments when ... more » Liz11685: My boyfriend had that Kenny G. album on his dresser yesterday. I scoffed, and he told me not to judge him. The man is addicted to Christmas. more » robot ninja spy: Okay, don't throw shoes at me if someone's already said this, but "Bethelehemu" (Yes, there's supposed to be a "u" on the end; I don't think the song ... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: I'm drinking eggnog RIGHT NOW! Its with cooked/warmed eggs though, so not really salmonella-risky. Yummmm..... more » Ratinski: I am stuck at Newark, and let me tell you: I would kill for some Christmas muzak right now. Something to drown out the increasingly pissy passengers ... more » the_decider: Christmas is always the best, and yes, the fact that 101.1 has been playing Christmas music for the past month is enough to make anyone bare their tee... more » happymisanthrope: I work in retail -- last week the manager decided to only play Christmas music. We were going to riot, New School style until we remembered that we're... more » -
#happythings
You Better Watch Out: Santa Claus Might Already Be In Your Town
When I was kid, my parents would always tell me in the days leading up to Christmas that Santa Claus was already circling the globe. Now that I'm an adult with internet access, I can confirm that this is true. More » -
#goodspirits
Eggcellent
Good news, Nog lovers: a high alcohol content in a batch of egg nog might be enough to kill any strains of salmonella. So you can have your raw eggs and drunken shenanigans, too![NPR] -
#bahhumbug
Christmas, I Love You, But You Need To Shut Up
I love Christmas. I love Christmas cookies, Christmas trees, Christmas presents, and Christmas specials. But Christmas carols have got to be stopped. Every year, there are more of them. And every year, they get worse.
