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more about #hilaryswank more comments → girl.of.your.dreams: I love how the remake of "Mad World" is the go-to trailer song for when shit's about to get real. #dinalohan more » ihateyourescalade: Woody Harrelson, you're an actor. You're paid to speak lines written by others. I don't need to hear your, or any other actor's, thoughts on politics ... more » rednrowdy: i'm confused. TYLER perry is supposed to bring aerosmith back together? really? madea?! #dinalohan more » SerenityNow: "Any incidence of racism is one too many, but Exeter comes top or near top in every survey of places for friendliness and quality of life." Outrageou... more » cinematheques: Robert Pattinson, maybe you should shit your pants and not change them for a couple days and then see if your crazed fans still care. Your hygiene is ... more » iquenique: FYI Not her biggest fan but still sad: I woke up to headline news, and the last item was that Céline Dion is no longer pregnant. And yes, I'm in Mont... more » ronniedobbs: That University of Exeter statement is annoying. What does it matter what surveys have said if an actual person is saying that he was treated badly? #... more » thebestofjillhives: I just don't understand... isn't it illegal to record phone conversations w/out permission? Can't they do something to throw that icky DB back in jail... more » KATE!: "I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it's with girls, so there is a rule there." Wow Fergie. You needed the... more » netfe: Dear Rosie, two friends (or different sex for that matter) of the same sex can have a meaningful and dip relationship and it's still won't be a gay re... more » hummingpenguin: Obama FTW. I am so Team Lauper! #dinalohan more » winner: Can someone please 'splain the Angelina Jolie hate? I had a party this weekend and found myself defending her against a table full of haters. #dinalohan more » EdnasEdibles: Somebody should have told Michael Jackson's family that they could have saved a lot on that funeral if they'd just gone to Costco for the coffin. #din... more » sybann: Rosie. Boundaries. Get some. Speculating on another's sexuality is rude and uncalled for. #dinalohan more » JLady: That GH promo looks amazing! If they were trying to reel in people who don't normally watch the show, it just might work. #dinalohan more » -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#goodbadugly
A-List All The Way At Hollywood Awards Gala
The 13th annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony (how's that for a generic title?), held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel, was awesome. Think A-list stars, and clothes to match. But you don't have to take my word for it: More » -
#coverlies
Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
Why does Hilary Swank look so worried on the cover of the November Marie Claire? Maybe because she got a look at the obnoxious questions MC editor in chiefJoanna Coles was about to ask her.
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#dirtbag
Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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#thenamegame
H Is For Hillary, A Barrel Of Laughs
"Hillary" has obviously become famous/infamous because of its association with our First-Lady-turned-Secretary-of-State. But to me, Hillary's less class president and more party animal.
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#ragtrade
Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
- Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning." But she will be back in Paris for the next show! "It's already in January. I thought it was in March." January? January means couture.
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#dirtbag
Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink
- Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]
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#friendlyskies
Amelia Earhart Flew. She Wasn't An Angel.
A fascinating profile in the New Yorker tries to bring Amelia Earhart down to Earth. More » -
#filmmagic
Friendly Skies
Here's a first look, via People, of the poster for the new biopic of Amelia Earhart. Don't know about you, but Lady Lindy's Christ-like water-walk is kind of freaking us out. [People] -
#ragtrade
Lagerfeld Is Shockingly Vain; Angelina's Stylist Spills Secrets
- In a stunning revelation that will surprise no-one, Karl Lagerfeld's ex-assistant says the Kaiser is "an unbelievable narcissist." Who "needs an eternity to get ready in the morning." [Blackbook]
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#dirtbag
Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
