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more about #hilaryduff mariamariamaria: This is not aimed as a criticism of this post, Tracie or Tweetbeat... BUT, I couldn't give less of a fuck what any of the twits from the Hills have to... more » kookla: Saddest part of Brittany is that no one gave two shits about her two days ago. I wish Hollywood would stop with the speculation and just let people RI... more » TeganTheVegan: Never thought I'd say this...but hellz yeah Jamie Kennedy. Women are under so much pressure, I can't imagine how overwhelming it must be to be in the ... more » lalie (apologetic mess): Does Lohan's attorney happen to be Samoan? "As your attorney, I advise you to get a motorcycle. A fast motorcycle." more » lostinmybox: Yes, John Stamos, death is a total drag. more » Seriously: I don't know who Jess Stamm is - but i am pretty sure she ripped off her tweet from Kevin Smith. more » Imogen Quest: Who knew Kelsey Grammer was an Actress? more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I hate how everyone cares about Brittany so much now but not before she died. I understand it, but I still hate it. Why do you think people choose s... more » JanaNye: Jamie Kennedy said it best. more » DaisyGatsby: No one noticed that Jessica Stam cribbed hers VERBATIM from Kevin Smith? www.twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith I mean COME ON...you can't come up with an or... more » Highsmith: Know what bugs me? It's never the "gross veiny hands" of old men that need replacing. It's never the "gross undereye bags" of old men that need replac... more » rixatrix: As much as I would like to finish these, once I hit Kelsey Grammer's random Capitalization streak, I just couldn't abide by anymore use of numerals fo... more » JinxyMcDeath: As an attorney, I have only advised my clients to NOT social network. So, Michael Lohan continues to operate in Oppositeland. more » Marla Singer: As your attorney I advise you to open a Twitter account! Man, attorneys were much more fun in Hunter Thompson's times. more » MsWhatsit: i went from the verge of tears to snorting with laughter when i read kelly bensimon lecturing others about drugs. more » labeled: OK, you know what tweeting asshats? A young woman has passed on, and I think the least you can do is A) Spell her name right, and B)CAPITALIZE the B.... more » MangoAngel: I know some folks aren't pleased with Jamie Kennedy's tweet, but I thought it was an incredibly sincere thought he posted, and I give him major kudos ... more » Sapphire: Dear Samantha: If, when you say "god...calling people back," you mean "dying," I don't think it's going to stop any time soon. more » dearest: hey Jamie Kennedy Thanks for saving the coroner a lot of work.. Those years on ghost whisperer are paying off. more » queenieinmanhattan: Kelly Bensimon, classy as ever. Jesus. more » -
#tweetbeat
Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More » -
#maghag
Retro Photoshop Of Horrors: The Mischa Barton Hand Job Of 2004
Our Photoshop of Horrors Hall Of Shame gallery prompted a reader who once worked for the now-defunct glossy mag Hollywood Life to send us the following message, regarding a 2004 cover and Mischa Barton's hand:
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#yawn
Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
Instead of threesome, it should have been called "Hilary Duff kisses a girl." Here's what happened: More » -
#thenamegame
H Is For Hillary, A Barrel Of Laughs
"Hillary" has obviously become famous/infamous because of its association with our First-Lady-turned-Secretary-of-State. But to me, Hillary's less class president and more party animal.
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#ragtrade
Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
- The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
- Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]
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#snapjudgment
I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your…
[New York, August 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
- Guess what? Lindsay Lohan borrowed $2 million worth of jewels from Beverly Hills store XIV Karats and never returned them.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard
- Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.
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#dirtbag
George Michael Crashes Into A Truck, Hailey Glassman Is "Not A Famewhore"
- George Michael was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence yesterday after driving his car into the side of a truck. According to a police spokeswoman, he was "later released without charge" after five hours in police custody. [E!]
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#snapjudgment
"Just Tell Me Where I Can Find Chuck Bass"
[New York, August 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael's Will Released; Bradley Cooper Dates Renee Zellweger, Breaks Aniston's Heart?
- Michael Jackson's will, which was released today, leaves his entire state to the Michael Jackson Family Trust, which provides for his children and mother and distributes money to several charities. It doesn't say where he wants to be buried. [TMZ]
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#tvbites
Lizzie McGuire Heads To The Upper East Side
Now that Hilary Duff is joining the cast of Gossip Girl, won't the delicate ratio of blondes to brunettes be thrown off? (Additionally: Does stunt casting signal The End?) [EW] -
#dirtbag
Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Bandage Dresses At Leger Party Need First Aid
The Herve Leger by Max Azria Collection Launch party held at West Hollywood's Live! (excitement, theirs) brought out Hilary Duff, Taraji P. Henson, the entire cast of One Tree Hill, and, yes, bandage dresses. More » -
#snapjudgment
Hilary Duff In Character: What A Gas
[Wilmington, North Carolina; April 16. Image via INF]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?
- Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:
