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more about #hideous SomeAuthorGirl: Yo, my mom had one of those cowl-y tops/dresses that you can wear a hundred ways back in the early 80's, and I believe it was a Norma Kamali. She even... more » Sister Toldja: Hate, hate, hate, hate, LOVE! Please don't judge me if you see me wearing that cowl turtleneck. more » angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: I would rock the shit out of those watercolor leggings. AS PANTS. I'm sorry, y'all. more » Mafalda para Presidente: I showed my dad the holey t-shirt, and he said, "You don't need to buy that, I think I have one like that I can give you." Said t-shirt is the one he ... more » stacyinbean: Ladies, those are not just harem pants, but a HAREM JUMPSUIT. Closer inspection should not have been done. more » CircleSquare: A lot of people find it easy to make fun of how hareem pants *look*, but they are incredibly comfortable: soft, loose fitting, and will keep your legs... more » stacyinbean: Ok, I'll admit to enjoying the hooded item, but only because I love hoods unconditionally. more » NewsBunny: I hang my head in shame as I tell you I had purple and white flowered watercolor tights back in day, say, 1989 when I was a sophmore in high school. B... more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Bring in the no, bring in the fug. Most of these "trends" already took place in my life, and I fully subscribe to the if you were old enough to wear i... more » ellaesther: Dear Urban Outfitters: You are not as hip as you think you are -- my 73 year old mother wears your colored skinny jeans. Also: Doesn't Free People hav... more » MilointheMeadow: Ew. I can see a lot of Scandinavian girls wearing those awful leggings, though. Bleh. Remember, everyone: Leggings are not pants. I feel like I nee... more » Abra: The illustration at the top is really pretty. And that's the only nice thing I can say. more » marshmallory: I can't hate on UO too much because I did buy my favorite Jem and the Misfits 1989 Tour t-shirt there. more » stoprobbers: My mom gets this catalogue. When I first saw the "watercolor leggings," I too nearly had a heart attack. more » counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good: No 5 looks a little like it's from a Kylie Minogue video, I think it was "Can't Get You Out Of My Head": And I actually like harem pants in the summe... more » NerD: Blattella: Hammer pants? Seriously, they are bringing back Hammer Pants. You can call them Harem, but we all know that's just Dyslexia right there. more » save jinger: How to make your own harem pants. Step 1: Obtain a large sweatshirt. Step 2: Sew up the neckhole to said sweatshirt. Step 3: Put your legs in the arms... more » andheartss haz it: I live in my leggings and see nothing wrong with them as long as the 'Cover Your Ass and Cooch' rule is followed. So yeah, I could work with those leg... more » sarahxo: One of the things that annoys me about those outfits you can tell come from someone who shops almost exclusively at Urban Outfitters are when they jus... more » NellMood: Okay, I know that in saying this I officially have turned into my mother, but $42 for a t-shirt with holes in it? What in the world?? more » -
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5 Hideous Things Urban Outfitters Wants You To Wear This Summer
Here in the Northern Hemisphere, the weather is warming up and the new Urban Outfitters catalog has arrived, chock-full of gruesome garments for the self-loathing hipster in you.
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At Free People, Spring Has Sprung, And It's Hideous
It's 31° in NYC, but it's a beachy, balmy 80-something on the pages of February's Free People catalog. Almost like a mini-vacation! One where the clothes are so foul, you'll have intestinal issues. More »
