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more about #hemorrhoids LoSpaz: When I first saw this, I thought it was Fashion Director Randy from "Say Yes to the Dress. I'm a little assed (pun intended!) that it's not. Dr. Oz la... more » PhillyLass: I will never forgive Oprah for inflicting this asshat and that blowhard Dr. Phil on the world. Never. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Even though I'm Jewish, I think it is the height of wrong to say the word "anus" at a table covered in cheery holiday mugs. Just. Wrong. more » Susie Bright: I am wiping the tears of off my face from reading and laughing so hard. This is the service story of the year! You are just at the beginning of the o... more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: I used to eat lots and lots of spicy, spicy foods. I couldn't get enough of them. My butt did, though, and made its displeasure clear to me by attem... more »
