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more about #hellokitty Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Did anyone else do a double take and start counting on their fingers after that People headline? (I'm too dispiritedly conflicted about validating ri... more » winner: Regarding the counterfeiting bust: yes; It is the start of a HUGE crackdown. Bloomberg is on a rampage because counterfeiters don't pay taxes and ar... more » sara-without-an-h: Oh how I love How to steal a million. Peter O'Toole was simply scrumptious, and Audrey wears the best clothes... more » special_boots: The use of the word "spawns" in that context is uncomfortably reminiscent of those CF assholes, to my mind. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Spawn is the funniest word ever. Unfortunately a classmate of mine (who has a baby with his wife) didn't find it so hilarious when I jokingly asked ho... more » librariesare4lovers: Here's a link to an NPR article about the Hepburn auction. If I had that kind of bank account I would have tried for the Givenchy ball gown from Love ... more » Understater: Even though Naomi is like "legitimately" crazy, I still find her more likeable than Tyra. No lie. more » The HZA.: I'm really excited to be going to Seattle next week, so I can go to the international district to buy Hello Kitty things. more » BringerofthePain: I feel like it's piloted by a 7 year old girl in a pink skirted pilot uniform, chewing a big wad of Bubblicious Watermelon, playing Hannah Montana mus... more » Jeenzy: I saw a Hello Kitty vibrator yesterday on babeland.com. I'm starting to think Hello Kitty is taking over the world. more » otherginger: Here in the US, we can buy a can of pringles and a soda for $10.00. Paper napkin included. WHERE IS OUR HELLO KITTY AIRPLANE MEAL, AMERICA??? more » Erda: Even the butter is cute and flower-shaped! OMG! On another note, I really wish I got rice cakes along with the normal peanuts and carrots served on a... more » la.donna.pietra: The only thing that could possibly be cooler than this is a Power Puff Girls airline. The airplane already exists. Make my dreams come true, Delta! more » boobookitteh: When I'm a billionaire, I am buying that for my private jet. more » curiousgeorgiana: Does it capture the Hello Kitty store smell? more » hfree: Is there a Hello Kitty face in the zuccini? Wow. Commitment to a theme. more » annebreal: In related news, Mariah Carey has switched continents and become a flight attendant. more » MargaretMoony: Hello Kitty has nipples?!? Really? *cries* more » cinematheques: This must mean Badz Maru and Keroppi are debuting their Speedos soon. more » kookla: Where's Chris Hansen when you need him? more » -
#ragtrade
Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
- Gisele Bundchen has given birth to a baby boy. Husband Tom Brady has a two-year-old son with actress Bridget Moynihan. [People]
- A Chantilly lace LBD worn by Audrey Hepburn in How To Steal A Million sold for $97,000. [AP]
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#krazykatladies
Flying The Friendly Skies On Hello Kitty Air
Taiwan's EVA Airways only uses the Hello Kitty jet for short routes in Asia, but a girl can dream! Additional images after the jump. [Buzzfeed via Airline Post] More » -
#hello
Back In Raggedy Ann's Day, We Called That A "Heart."
With Hello Kitty, it's a nipple-slip. Granted, Raggedy Ann didn't wear a bikini. [BuzzFeed] -
#birthdaygirl
Happy Birthday, Hello Kitty!
Hello Kitty, mouthless cat extraordinaire and best friend to Mariah Carey, turns 35 years old today. As Kimora Lee Simmons, creator of diamond and platinum Hello Kitty jewelry asks, "Who doesn't love Kitty?" [LA Times] -
#goodbadugly
Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash
It's either a sad or awesome state of affairs when Kimora Lee Simmons and Paris Hilton are the most demure and conservative women at an event. Welcome to the Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration at Culver City's Royal/T. More » -
#toystories
I Wish I Had A Tiny Bow On My Liver
Or spleen. Or heart! I just want to squeeze the guts out of these "Anatomy" Hello Kitty figures by Dr. Romanelli. I love' em eyeballs to entrails. [Inventor Spot] -
#photoplay
Lady Gaga + Hello Kitty = Crazy Cat Lady
The woman continues to make interesting choices. In this awesome Markus Klinko & Indrani photo shoot, she, er, plays with the pussy. Additional images after the jump. [Best Week Ever, ONTD, Gaga Daily] More » -
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#dirtbag
Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
- Nadya Suleman is finally getting a "quasi-reality" show. She's reportedly "hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," says her attorney, Jeff Czech. [JustJared]
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#adlibs
Krazy Kat Ladies
Alice In Wonderland + The Wizard Of Oz + Josie & The Pussycats + LSD + cotton candy + vaginal references = MAC Hello Kitty ad. [BoingBoing] -
#ragtrade
Dressing Like Chloe Sevigny Is Harder Than It Looks
- Chloe Sevigny says doing oversized unisex menswear for Opening Ceremony was easy. "Except for the trousers — getting the fit right was really difficult." She thinks we'll buy that she draped the pants herself? [WWD]
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#mcdonalds
Hello Happy Meal!
Coming to a McDonald's near you: a series of Happy Meal watches featuring Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Chococat, My Melody, or our personal favorite, The Little Twin Stars. Collect them all! [Adrants] -
#celebritydeathmatch
Who Will Win The Hello Kitty Vs. Barbie Sartorial Smackdown?
According to today's New York Times "Thursday Styles" section, Hello Kitty and Barbie are in a feud. (Just call 'em Puss 'n Boots"!) More » -
#foodforthought
Goodbye Kitty
Turn the tables on this Zombie Kitty and eat her brains: She's a cake! [BoingBoing]
