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more about #heidimontag gangey: I clicked through to the ear-candling video because I've been curious about the process ever since I worked at a Wild Oats. Huh. Looks exactly like yo... more » t-yo3: If Jay-Z has really changed his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter (as opposed to just B changing hers), then my liking for him has just increased astronomi... more » bangle: My Christmas wish is for Paul Henry to stop being so embarrassing. more » marciax3: "Beyonce wanted to keep the Knowles name alive because her parents had no boys." I hear that one is due in a couple of months, Bey. more » CynicalPink: Again...Brittany Murphy is dead...but Pete Fucking Doherty is still alive!? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: dear carrie underwood, first of all, best wishes for your engagement. now, I know you are somewhat traditional, but I just wanted to ask you as a fri... more » alwayswrite: "New Zealand TV host Paul Henry, who said Susan Boyle was "starved of oxygen at birth" and "she is in fact retarded," has apologized saying, 'I am sor... more » Penny: Drugs are an easy way to keep weight off and your energy up. I wish it were not so, but it's true. I can honestly say that if I were in film for wha... more » la.donna.pietra: I remember when the original Supergirl movie came out. My mom had given me some sort of promotional magazine with Helen Slater on the cover, and I wa... more » Scout: some "friends" of Brittany. gah. more » token_illiterate_commenter: Entertainer of the year? I'm sure that Taylor Swift is a great person, but has anybody else heard her try to sing live? It ain't pretty. It's not so m... more » zayante: That ear candle video is so weird and a little disturbing. I though Jess had officially gone Chicken of the Sea crazy, until I wikipedia-ed ear candle... more » bluetrain84: Ironic that the tag line is "catch the fever" during a swine flu outbreak. more » Penny: Say what you will, but Whitney IS in another realm. Her clothes are not amazing, but certainly better than Lauren's and OMG Heidi's. more » Tchotchke: I put myself in a different sort of realm as them. Ok, this sentence makes no sense to me, both in syntax and in concept. Whitney, just out of curios... more » Penny: I never thought of Rhoda as athletic until I saw a feature in, I believe, Food + Wine with Jason Wu. She looked...not wafer thin. I was kind of shoc... more » Penny: I LOVE Jamie Bochert. Isn't she also in the new MJ campaign? I am off to hunt. more » J.D.Regent: I have grown to love Beyonce, but I still don't want to smell like House of Dereon. more » Gundam_Halo: Serious question for the jezzies, concerning the Beyonce perfume ad: Does the sexual nature of the ad add to the appeal of the perfume? The sultry l... more » bluebears: Shoes last forever? Huh. I guess if you have over a hundred pairs and wear each pair a total of 5 times a year they may last forever. Also, to be irr... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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#ragtrade
Beyoncé's Hot Scent; Madonna Prefers Shoes To Sex
- Beyoncé's first perfume, Heat, launches in February. She says, "Red is one of my favorite colors, as is gold." And the bottle is intended to look antique, because her mother had so many old perfumes when she was little. [WWD]
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#dirtbagafterdark
The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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#tyrant
Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
Want to lose your appetite before Thanksgiving? Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag claimed that sex with husband Spencer Pratt produces 30 orgasms per session. Tyra asked her how that was possible, and Heidi, motioning with her hands, referenced Spencer's "equipment." More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
#dirtbag
Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#feuds
Speidi Continues To Make Media Enemies
Heidi and Spencer appeared on The Insider last night to discuss their ongoing feud with Al Roker, and ended up pissing off the entire Insider panel. When asked if they ever consider taking the high road, the couple replied, "No." More » -
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#overthehills
The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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#dirtbag
Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#dirtbagafterdark
John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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#dirtbagafterdark
Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#tweetbeat
Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More » -
#snapjudgment
Reality Show Stars Attempt To Film Actual Reality
[Los Angeles, October 31. Image via WENN.]
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#tweetbeat
Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila is pleasantly surprised that her breasts can help others, Intervention's Ken Seeley tries hitting up Paris Hilton for some new clients, and Kim Zolciak believes she's being sabotaged. More » -
#tweetbeat
Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy. More » -
#ragtrade
Prada Does Skirts For Men; No HSN Scent For Heidi
- Miuccia Prada: "I'm working on [a men's collection] right now and someone at the office worriedly asked me, ‘You're not going to make short skirts again, are you?' So I'm now pushing it even further, just for revenge!" [BlackBook]
