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more about #heidi more comments → The HZA.: I'm so embarrassed I used to be in love with ARod. In my defense, he was a Mariner then. #alexrodriguez more » bibomaco: 2 centaur pictures? In the words of Liz Lemon: "S that D, Shut it down" #alexrodriguez more » shadesofmediocrity: As a reporter, stuff like the Sienna Miller item really ticks me off. Because a lot of people confuse paparazzi with legitimate media - more than I ev... more » Michelle13: Dear Alice Cooper and Michael Buble, You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pi... more » NewsBunny: I would expect nothing different from a Skankee player. Big Papi wouldn't do that. Red Sox Foreva! #alexrodriguez more » indeedso: "weird sizes" and shapes? like, doll-sized? centaur-shaped? What's the deal, Billy-o? I thought she's always a woman to you. #alexrodriguez more » meritxell: an erotic life: Arod having 2 pictures of himself as a centaur somehow does not surprise me in the least. Sounds like he's channeling Charlie "I think I was a centaur... more » la.donna.pietra: Every time I read about how vicious people are towards Diablo Cody, I rethink my lifelong fantasy of being a successful and famous writer. Yeesh. #al... more » Kilotwat: Obligatory when discussing A-Rod's narcissism... #alexrodriguez more » ketamineKitty: Let's start using the word "knickers". I'm not one of those fakey brits but I fuckin hate the word panties too. #alexrodriguez more » Evie Havok: Oh, Leona Lewis you're a freaking saint. If I'd been in your position I would have done anything in my power to make that little racist c-word get fir... more » Brigit: If only stuff like that happened when I'm in the lab at night... but no. The smell of nuked e.coli, clorox, and rotten eggs are never compensated with... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: How much do I love Heidi Klum? So much. She has some serious joie de vivre. #alexrodriguez more » duetoprivacy: cant see comments! #alexrodriguez more » heykoukla: It looks so obvious looking back at old photos now, but it never occurred to me that Agassi wore a wig back in the day. #alexrodriguez more » -
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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
