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more about #heatherlocklear Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Clint is right, which makes it Schadenfreude Central at my mom's place. (She loves him.) Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he ... more » lisas: Robert Pattinson is telling fibs about Vancouver. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): I love men who play golf! Incidentally, my dad plays at the same club as Hugh Grant. I saw him from a distance once, my only ever non-book-signing cel... more » LadyFabulous: Oh Robert, that is such a lie! Here I am, sitting in my office in Vancouver, wearing a hoodie as we speak. Hood up, yes indeed. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » fluxus flucker: There is a heartfelt, moving quote by Susan Boyle directly above a nauseating quote by Chris Brown. Oh, the vast spectrum of humanity. more » mfnher: I've stopped watching Ugly Betty, but my love for Becki Newton is still going strong. Broke Shields is kind of funny, and an instant New York Post he... more » missbananafish: Remote Control was one of the best game shows ever. RIP, Ken. #dirtbag more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Hey there Wedding Banned, don't you remember already being made in 1997? Yeah, you were called That Old Feeling and you starred Bette Midler and Denni... more » CrankyOldBroad: Dear RPatz: Vancouverites would like you to know that we don't give a flying fook about whether hoodies are fashionable or not. We do, however, give o... more » WaltzingMatilda: I love love love this morning bag: there is no such thing as too much Anna Faris. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Ack: The Ken Ober news ruined my day. I still love Remote Control to this day. :( #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Twilight fans in Denver are already camping out as well* *I heard this news while driving and crying** in my car. **Crying because the radio folk ke... more » LexiD523: Man, Chris Brown really has not learned his lesson, has he? "Yeah, I beat Rihanna to a pulp, but I'm Chris Brown! There will always be pussy for me!... more » EdnasEdibles: If CW is bringing back shows, can't they bring back Everwood? #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » rednrowdy: dear dodai, thanks for showing the photo of mr. butler in a kilt. you've helped my tuesday immensely. love and other indoor sports involving kilts,... more » sshacker: I guess Robert Pattinson has never lived in the UK? He seems to describe the attitude people had towards young men that wore hoodies, which seemed qui... more » Cairn: It's news that a lawyer misspoke? Silly TMZ. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » funzette: This Roker-Pratt thing can't end up worse than that 2008 Morley Safer - Lo Bosworth celebrity feud. I heard she told Steve Kroft that she was going t... more » Acefreakly: Shouldn't it be sexiest man NOT alive? Sort of alive? He is a vampire people! #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Rare Affinity: I wish actresses like Robin Wright would refrain from taking their husband’s surname upon marriage and using it in a professional capacity. It only ... more » -
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard
- Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.
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Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora: Score!
[Calabasas, California; January 6. Image via Flynet]
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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Cry The Friendly Skies
- Lindsay and Sam rang in 2009 with yet another tear-drenched fight, this time at Miami International Airport. Linds was so inconsolable on the plane that she was asked if she'd like to disembark.
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