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more about #heathergraham more comments → BytheSea: I think the last one is fanfic. #worstemails more » sparklyharempants: Forget Heather Graham; only A List celebrity babies can speak for me and my beliefs. Where are Shiloh, Suri and Brit Brit's cheetolings when we need ... more » suzannelb: I'm that annoying person who reads Funny Things On The Internet aloud to whoever's sitting near me. I just tried to read the Kevin Sorbo email to my r... more » mommy_dearest: "Hi Anna, Since you're an astute woman at the center of thought-provoking storms, most of them caused by men with too much testosterone, do YOU think ... more » kookla: What? No angry emails about Lucy Lawless? #worstemails more » ihateyourescalade: "If this "reformed healthcare" is such a fantastic idea...then why will it NOT apply to everyone? Everyone being our Senators, our Congressmen, Presid... more » wtfox?!: Y'know, I wonder if some people who, like the crazy Heene family, are absolutely desperate for fame/notoriety, and just come up with the most random-a... more » tiredfairy: Also, is it is just me, or does the Kevin Sorbo thing read like some really, really, really, really ill-conceived fan fic? #worstemails more » tiredfairy: Whoa, dude. Did Kevin Sorbo poop on this guy's lawn or something? However "Nobody ever fucking liked him." and "Now this is where Kevin Sorbo Messed... more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: An anagram of Kevin Sorbo is: So I Knob Rev COINCIDENCE?! #worstemails more » WaltzingMatilda: I too would like some stainless steel douche. Nothing wrong with wanting your vaginal canal to shine like the top of the Chrysler Building, right? #w... more » creepygirl: Jezebel! We win in the end, period! On a t-shirt- I would wear that shit. Non-existent merchandising dept? You listening? #worstemails more » angelheadedhipster: How could Hercules grip that sword if his palms were so hairy? #worstemails more » TheUptightMidwesterner: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!11 Wrinkles are the new death panlezzzzz Pfft. Who faux-finishes anymore? #worstemails more » morninggloria: I love the letter from the lady who attends the ALL CAPS SCHOOL OF POINT-GETTING-ACROSS. #worstemails more » -
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Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
It's been a while since we shared our worst emails with you, but that doesn't mean we haven't been getting them. After the jump, a sampling of requests, denunciations, and stories of masturbating celebrities.
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#toughcompetitor
Heather Graham Leaves Private Insurers In The Dust
This cable ad from MoveOn shows Heather Graham as the lean, mean Public Option. But if conservatives make a competing ad, who will they cast as the Death Panel? Glenn Close? Gary Oldman? [Politico] -
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Jon & Kate Custody Questions; Evan Rachel Makes Marilyn Feel Violent
- Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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#goodbadugly
Bad Morning After At Hangover Premiere
Very Bad ThingsThree Men and a BabyThe Hangover premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre brought out Olsens, Girls Next Door, Hills-dwellers, and a fair amount of suckery. So we threw in some gratuitous pix of Efron and Cooper. More » -
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Paris Gets Kicked Off A Yacht For "Inappropriate" Behavior
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were kicked off of a yacht due to "inappropriate" behavior. The couple were making out, to the dismay of other passengers ,who cheered when the captain tossed them off. [Mirror]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Great Gowns Galore At The Inaugural Balls!
The Inaugural Balls last night brought out some amazing fashions, a few head-scratchers, and a whole lotta love!
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Cold-Weather Glamour Reigned At National Board Of Review Gala
Last night's 2008 National Board of Review awards gala at NYC's Cipriani fell on a chilly night, making Amy Adams' and Heather Graham's triumphs more impressive, and Salma and Anne's disasters slightly more understandable. More » -
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Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival
The Capri Film Festival is apparently code for "dressing absurdly in a weird party room." Because stars of Italian screen — and for some reason, Heather Graham — looked awesomely bizarre last night.
