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more about #hearts La Chica Lucy: Can you un-Cornify? The sparklies might get annoying after a while... more » Jack_Burton: Using Cornify on Jez while watching Charlie the Unicorn in a little window = sugary goodness! more » ImproperDancing: Oh hello new way to procrastinate from studying. Pleasure to meet you. *giggle* more » Raspberry Swirly: Oh, I totally cornified my blog about a week ago. more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Is there a Gothify one that can decorate pages with skulls, zombies etc? I'd definitely sign up for that one. Anyone with me? more » hellosunshine: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. more » YourScreenplaySucks: I peaked at 9, so it's a dream come true to be able to revisit that wonderful time. Finally, NYTimes.com will hold my interest long enough for me to f... more » Eleanor Ramilly: If only they had this program for my notebooks and pencils in elementary school. I wouldn't have spent so much time pining in the aisles of Stop &... more » sassy: This is far too much fun. I wonder if I can stack it with the bacon one, and have sparkly-love-bacon. more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Hmmm...I'm tempted to go and cornify The Knot, but I am pretty sure my head will explode upon cornification. Then again, its pretty corntastic w/o any... more » brinkswomanship: This reminds me of a site from years ago that would translate any text on a website to Valley-girl language. Like, totally! I wonder if they have one ... more » Sanfo: I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER LISA FRANK YESTERDAY. Hortense, you're incredible. How do you do that voodoo you do so well? Seriously, though, this is how I... more » lilbobbytables: This makes me excited for work (I have to use the patent and trademark office website with alarming frequency, often in front of my boss who thinks I ... more » whatsername: What happens when you Cornify Twilight and Twihard sites? :) more » VaginaWig is A Merkin: Oh good god. It's every little girl's dream and my nightmare. I dated a girl who was obsessed with Hello Kitty and pink and glitter. Waking up in her ... more » Eeva: This has been entertaining me to a ridiculous extent all week. I put a Cornify button on my toolbar and click it with alarming frequency. more » -
#cornify
Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
Have you ever dreamed of turning every website you visit into a Lisa Frank-esque nightmare? Well now you can, thanks to Cornify, which lets you adorn your favorite sites with rainbows, hearts, and unicorns. [Cornify]
