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more about #heartdisease NeomaOrestes: GAH, i'm so sick of hearing that if we stop eating meat the planet will be saved. how about start farming cows sustainably on a diet of grass rather t... more » ZolaLola: My only experience with Tofurky involved me scrubbing it off my friends kitchen walls. (It exploded, I didn't hurl it at the walls in carnivorous rag... more » Scout: I say we force feed men tofurky (similar to that inhumane practice used on Geese for foie gras - only we come up with something nicer) so their sperm ... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Quorn's fake turkey is far superior to Tofurky. Just sayin' more » Jetgirly: Last year for Christmas I made six vegetarian pot pies (from scratch, duh) and ate them for six nights straight. With lots of sides of lemon-ginger c... more » tiredfairy: Most veggie meat substitutes really don't taste like meat. I'm not a big fan of Tofurkey, but I've found some great facon, fausage, and a grilled fick... more » rhubarbarin: The solution is not to eat less meat - it's to buy and eat sustainably-produced meat that is not fed on grains and soy. [www.polyfacefarms.com] The ... more » SUNNY1: I call shenanigans. That's not tofu, it's pound cake! more » morninggloria: I call this tofu-ckery. more » Snowbunny: Our society is disgustingly meat obsessed. Look at any menu you can find, sometimes if you don't eat cheese you don't eat. It would be better for ev... more » sjct: I absolutely HATE fake meat! When I am eating vegetarian, I do not want to eat meat. If I find myself craving the look, the smell or the taste of mea... more » NellMood: I'm a vegetarian, and while I do occasionally enjoy a fake meat product or two, the ingredients list on those things is incredibly long. I can't imagi... more » Bitingpika: Celebration roast is way better. [www.fieldroast.com] more » CynicalPink: You can pry my turkey from my cold, dead, gravy soaked hands more » mirrorghost: yep, my friends and i will be having tofurkey. if karma exists, then when all the shit goes down on earth, at least vegetarians will be spared. actu... more » GirlFailer: That thing is an abomination. more » AfroJezeBella: Is that stuffing inside bread? No thanks. I'll take a real turkey and the effects of global warming. more » SBJ: Uh...I dunno how much MORE anxiety I could have had as a knocked-up teenager with an abusive boyfriend and a mother who hadn't yet realized her own po... more » Elaken: At this point why don't they just come out with a study saying: 'In every single position of power, men outnumber women.' #breakfast more » MalinaMango: Breakfast machines are a childhood fantasy of mine, but I wouldn't trust it to work. All I can think of is Jonathan Pryce holding his depressing coffe... more » -
#meatymatters
30% Less Meat Healthier For Hearts, Planet
In industrialized countries, cutting meat consumption by just 30% would not only reduce greenhouse gases but also cut heart disease deaths by 17%. Tofurky, anyone? [Reuters] -
#leftovers
Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
• Design teacher Yuri Suzuki has created this truly awesome breakfast machine, which automatically cooks omelets from scratch, toasts bread, and brews fresh coffee. Suzuki says he was inspired by Hollywood films, including Back to the Future. • More » -
#nothingbutheartache
Strained Marriages Hurt Women's Hearts
According to new research, women in bad marriages are more likely to have high blood pressure and other risk factors for heart disease. Interestingly, unhappy husbands did not show physiological damage to their health. More » -
