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more about #happiness more comments → AngelaDemonice: I agree with them calling Down Syndrome abortions "social abortions" because it brings to light, that the only reason to abort those children is to ha... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Two wrongs have never made a right, Hussein Hajj Hassan. #abortions more » otherginger: There's a Prejean joke in here somewhere. #abortions more » LaComtesse: Yes, Hussein Hajj Hassan, because suffering is clearly a contest and someone has to be the best at it. Because acknowledgment of someone's suffering m... more » egg cream: I like how that old guy in the Boston video was trying to hold back the train with his bare hand. You go, sir. #abortions more » Master.And.Everyone: In a book of sex positions, I found one called "the Morrissey" which involves two people standing about a foot away from each other. It was hysterical... more » heliotrollop: So I should be sure hug and kiss my son every day to make sure he doesn't end up with a conveyor belt of embarrassingly young girlfriends when he's 80... more » ElleS'appelleElsa: About two years ago my buddies at work made a "Kama Sutra for 1" list with drawings: The Dented Camel Four Cheetas Gathering at the Pond The Mormon O... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: 'Female cancer or multiple sclerosis patients are six times more likely than male patients to be separated or divorced soon after their diagnosis. Res... more » funzette: Are you a heavy aborter? No! I just abort socially! #abortions more » rodmanstreet: The Mary Lou Retton requires a clean tub floor for proper grip, but the Golden Girls Marathon is a perennial favorite. #abortions more » Penny: I watched that Boston subway video on Dlisted. INSANE. That girl was tossed. #abortions more » token_illiterate_commenter: First: Where was that chart during the many long years of my involuntary chastity? I though I was being tricky when I switched hands. Second: Toleranc... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: "getting off" and "horse" should only be used together when discussing dismounting. #abortions more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): My preferred solo sex position is fondling commemorative baseballs. But I'm just weird. #abortions more » -
#leftovers
Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
• Since us single folk are missing out on all those hilariously uncomfortable-looking sex positions featured each month in Cosmo, here's a helpful chart of sex positions for the lonely. We're digging the Abe Lincoln. • More » -
#breadandcircus
Happiness Is A Warm Loaf
A recent study compared the effectiveness of an Atkins-type diet and a plan that did not restrict carbs. While there was no significant difference in weight loss, the carb-eaters were happier and less hostile. As we've long suspected: Carbs=Love. [Reuters] -
#crosswords
A Rose By Any Other Name Might Make You Angry
Do different languages evoke different emotions? That's the question posed by Times blogger Olivia Judson, inspired by research that shows just making a certain vowel sound can affect your mood. More » -
#girlpower
Psychologist: Modern Feminism "Illogical, Unnecessary And Evil"
London School of Economics evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa gets many things wrong in his "takedown" of modern feminism as "illogical, unnecessary and evil," not the least of which is the Cheris Kramarae quote at the center of his thesis. More » -
#happyandyouknowit
20s Are The Best Years, & Other Strange Findings From Clairol
If you're 28, you had better smiling, because this is the happiest time of your life, according to a study conducted by Clairol Perfect 10. More » -
#singalong
Let's Hear It: Why Singing Makes Us Happy
Today the Telegraph explains why karaoke is so much fun, and it's not just because of the booze. More » -
#coverlies
Your Life Is Broken: Let Cosmo Fix It
March Cosmopolitan thinks you're unhappy. Maybe it's because you're fat, maybe your boyfriend doesn't love you, maybe your friends are boring. No matter — for every problem, Cosmo has vague, simplistic, or totally weird advice.
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#wordsofwisdom
Alice Walker To Obama: "Cultivate Happiness In Your Own Life"
On the eve of his inauguration, Alice Walker offered soon-President Obama some advice — and it wasn't about the economy. More » -
#weightymatters
Happiness Is Not A Smaller Dress Size
According to a new study, women who wear a U.K. size 14 are the happiest with their life and looks.
