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more about #happilyeverafter more comments → hello.kitty: Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, a... more » willwriteforfood: It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basqui... more » sassyredhead: When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour more » badmutha: Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too... more » Tchotchke: There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a... more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I toss my Picassos like salad. #stephanieseymour more » Scoithniamh: I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zea... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: She should have stuck with Axl Rose. Their divorce would probably have been more sane. #stephanieseymour more » JinxyMcDeath: Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour more » Penny: I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: And I was feeling guilty about spending $90 yesterday on pretty clearance rack fashions for my trip home next week... more » Seeräuber Jenny: In small doses, it is kawaii. Still, I couldn't help thinking of the article I read about the Japanese housewife who every day takes out her collectio... more » BabyJane: Dear Ladies, You look a little bit like Baby Jane. Love,Baby Jane more » keep it under cover: She's ***36*** years old?!!! She acts like a fucking 4 year old. She looks ridiculous, and it's creepy as hell the way her husband treats her like a... more » hellosunshine: Thanks to that site, now all I can picture is Jesus as a rhinestone cowboy. more » -
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More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
Neither Stephanie Seymour nor Peter Brant is talking to the media right now. That's what the obscenely wealthy ex-couple has lawyers for! Vanity Fair parses the parries and thrusts; any excuse to run nude (nsfw) photos of a supermodel, right? More »
