Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #hannahmontana keipchick: Your son tears the wrapping paper off his fierce new "Talking Duke" G. I. Joe doll and eagerly presses the talk button. Out comes a painfully chirpy v... more » Sarcasmatic: Kids don't just run around screaming the word "fuck" if they haven't heard it before. It's obviously a word the kid is familiar with and hears on eno... more » randomnessish: This is what I hoped it would say: "Yo bitch, we're gonna have some fucking fun, then have some fucking PIE, and then go do some GOD DAMNED CAROLING,... more » rodmanstreet: The mistake here is so obvious. That's not a Hannah Montana doll. It's a marionette of Cameron Diaz's character in Being John Malkovich. The only r... more » Erda: I remember a news story - I can't remember if it was local news or national news - where some kid bought a used Pokemon game where the previous owner ... more » sensitivitycop: methinks the mommie is hearing what she wants to hear. When my 2 year old neice sings "the ducks on the bus go fuck, fuck, fuck" no on supposes her n... more » BlondeGoddess: My 4 year old niece asked my brother what 'f**k means, and when he was at a loss for words, she skipped away singing F**k You by Lily Allen. Sooo. Wh... more » hughman: "it don't come out" please remove this woman's batteries. more » WaltzingMatilda: But still - parents that bought the Hannah Montana doll that strips and dances on a pole have no complaints about the seemingly accurate representatio... more » HuggaWugga: Is anyone else reminded of the "Lion King" book debacle in the 90s? A parent got concerned when a kid who had the talking book said "Squash banana up ... more » wtfox?!: I prefer Tickle Me Hellmo. more » throwdetta: That does not sound like "fucking pie". Jane's Addiction, on the other hand, does. "Hey all right. Fucking pie. It's mine. Mine all mine." more » Lou: I thought the best part was that the mom thought "pumpkin pie" was supposed to be "rockin' fun." I'd pay big money to watch her decipher a Pearl Jam ... more » winner: more » BeSarcastic: She just has to change the switch on the back from "Evil" to "Good." That should do it. more » girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus: When I was a kid my friend Ashley had a Laa-Laa Teletubby doll that said, in addition to the regular Laa-Laa phrases, "F**got f**got; f**got f**got; f... more » femme-bot: Would the kid know what it's saying if the mom didn't make a huge deal? Did you know "bad words" kill children when they hear them? more » pesematology: Did she refer to the Hannah Montana doll as "the baby"? Oh and the "latest" Sesame Street character? more » BetteD: And remix of Elmo saying "Who wants to die?" in 3, 2, 1... more » rixatrix: HEADLINE: People project dirty thoughts, dissatisfaction with life onto inanimate objects. Again. more » -
#clips
Mom Thinks Daughter's Doll Sings About "F—king Pie"
This local news report about a lady in Florida who thinks her daughter's Hannah Montana doll says "a curse word" gets roll-on-the-floor funny when they actually turn the doll on and play it. She should sell that thing on eBay! More » -
#famegames
Hey Kids, There's More To Life Than Being Famous: The Rise Of The Celebrity Children's Show
If there's one pop-cultural shift that will most likely be studied long after this decade ends, it is the public shift from viewing fame as a strange sort of entertainment to viewing fame as a legitimate career path. More » -
#stylefile
More Costume Designers Should Be Household Names
What do Mad Men, Hannah Montana, Sex And The City and Austin Powers have in common? They're all projects with highly recognizable costume design — and the clothes have made the jump to retail. Awesome… unless you're most costume designers. More » -
#poleaxed
Miley's Little Sister Gets In On Act; Disney Peddles Her Cherries
Miley Cyrus' pole-dance is so yesterday. The latest controversy? Her 9-year-old sister's iteration. More » -
#dirtbag
Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.
- Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:
-
#dirtbag
Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
-
#snapjudgment
Dear Dad, Thank You For Never Attempting A Look Like This
[Munich, April 25. Image via Getty.]
-
-
#multiplepersonalities
Hannah Montana Tells Kids To Be Themselves, Or Better Yet, Someone Else
Mark Blankenship from NPR's blog Monkey See reviewed the new "Hannah Montana" movie and found a "sinister hidden message" lodged in at the end. Spoiler alert! after the jump. More » -
#dirtbag
Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
-
#maghag
At 16, Miley Cyrus Is Still A Girl, And Yet A Woman
Two Conde Nast titles feature Miley Cyrus this month. In Teen Vogue Miley's a wild child who thinks dating rules are dumb (but doesn't break them). In Glamour the "girl-woman" is openly dating a 20-year-old.
More »
-
#thegoodthebadtheugly
The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere
The world premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre is one of the most horrifying spectacles we've ever witnessed. More » -
#mrembarassing
Dads Compete In Hannah Montana Lookalike Contest
This weekend dads competed in a Hannah Montana karaoke contest at the Mall of America for two airline tickets and the title of "Mr. Montana." More » -
#dirtbag
Another Adoption For Angelina?
- And then there were seven?!?! Angelina Jolie reportedly told one of the Slumdog kids that she is planning to adopt an Indian orphan. The papers will surely turn this into a race with Madonna. [Telegraph]
-
#dirtbag
Rihanna's Good News/Bad News
- Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
