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more about #hamsters Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It's certainly a plausible explanation for some of the drama on Livejournal. more » funzette: the oxytocin diaries sept 4, 2001 current mood: romantic! currently listening to: sometimes when we touch, l. hill met the dreamiest hamster(DH) tod... more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Man, and I thought Oxytocin was merely responsible for my being an empty, loveless hooooor. Now it's responsible for the joy I feel when I see that th... more » badmutha: Oh it's just a hamster, you say. Didn't you see its sharp pointy teeth!? When it smiled at you with all that schadenfreude? more » morninggloria: That explains the aggressive ass kickery of the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers... they must be super jealous of all of the other teams that t... more » wtfox?!: All my oxytocin must be going to the schadenfreude center of my brain. more » CollegeCamel: Study: Oxytocin is found to make people nibble other people's bums. more » NotChoinski: Rush Limbaugh is one jealous, angry hamster. more » ellaesther: "Nope... It's still there." more » sybann: OMG the fur - the softest fur. I lurv this day. more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: The mouse is thinking "Bovine Growth Hormone...I'm doin' it wrong - look at this guy.." more » tscheese: Did anybody look at this picture and be like, "man, my cat probably wants to eat both of them!" more » The HZA.: They iz friends! Sorry, I had to. more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Ah shit, I'm an ox, is this supposed to be my year?! more » shorty63136: A calf (L) and a hamster (R) I love how they pointed that out. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "How MOO doin'?" more » NefariousNewt: I got this sudden image of the next picture in my head: the cow's mouth wrapped around the hands a bulge in the cow's cheek. I am sick. more » Mafalda para Presidente: "Do I have any boogers up my nostrils?" more » Khrushchev: For the record, this all-animal Snap Judgment day is sort of a nightmare for some of us (who are scared of all animals). more » Samanthrax: Oh dang, maybe I should go be a vegetarian. That cow is precious. more » -
#rodentrage
Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
A new study found that oxytocin, usually thought to strengthen emotional bonds, also increases people's envy and schadenfreude. An earlier study found it made female hamsters more aggressive towards intruders. No word on what it does to rabbits. [NewScientist] -
#leftovers
Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
• Cute: a hamster-powered paper shredder that takes, uh, 45 minutes for a single hamster to shred one standard sheet of paper. • -
#addictionnonfiction
Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
Thanks to tonight's episode of Celebrity Rehab it's easy to see why re-admitted patient Shifty named his band Crazytown. It perfectly describes his drug-addled fits.
