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more about #halloween more comments → Lymed: Are those Merlot grapes? Talk about a headache. more » CurtCole: Even after Apollo-gizing about her wardrobe malfunction the California Raisins kicked Daphne out of their singing group. #whitehousehalloween more » cand86: This is so pretty- a gorgeous Green Goddess. #whitehousehalloween more » hydrogen_jukebox: Bacchanalia! #whitehousehalloween more » cand86: That picture is totally disturbing . . . mostly because I know, somewhere, somebody is actually fapping to it. #dogshalloween more » Kivrin: My dog once had to wear a diaper after she had bladder surgery, and she hated it. At the time I assumed it was uncomfortable, but maybe she was just ... more » nerdycellist: My dog was a lobster. My roommate was skeptical, but Ardala pranced proudly around the block. She stopped by her boyfriend's house, but he didn't come... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: My doggies were a lion and a cow. The cow really liked his costume and would prance around in it showing off. The lion hated his and would rip it of... more » thecameralovesyou: I tried to put a rooster costume on my dog. Then my other dog got freaked out and attacked the rooster-dog (in a friendly way, no teeth). Then first d... more » PaigeTurner: PETHO #dogshalloween more » IndignationCoordinator: While I hate that trite old aphorism "Life is short", I do feel that if one finds oneself spending any amount of time fashioning a thong for a dog, th... more » Norton: How old does a dog have to be before it stops being jailbait? #dogshalloween more » sympathyforthebasementcat: My dog dressed as a phallic symbol. The slut. #dogshalloween more » Dodgergirl: Those bitches. #dogshalloween more » thoughtthinker: Kibbles and Tits. #dogshalloween more » -
#snapjudgment
Heard It Through The Grapevine
[Washington, D.C., October 31. Image via Official White House Photostream]
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#costumedcanines
Slutoween Has Gone To The Dogs
Here's some scary news: Judging from the costumed pet photos on Dogster's blog, the inappropriately sexy Halloween costume trend has spread to dogs. No pets should be subjected to thong bikinis or sexy French maid outfits. [Dogster via Mental Floss] -
#snapjudgment
"Martha! Why Didn't You Tell Me It Was A Costume Party?!"
[Washington, D.C., October 31. Image via Getty.]
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#childsplay
The Scariest Non-Scary Movies Of All Time
Last week, Sadie compiled an excellent list of "the best horror movies ever," focusing on films that aren't of the slasher/maniac/zombie variety. But what of those films that scared us as children...without really meaning to? More » -
#altogetherooky
Ghosts Of Halloween Past
Need a good scare and/or a history lesson of sorts? Well, you're in luck, as Buzzfeed is currently running a fairly amazing (and often terrifying) roundup of vintage Halloween photos that's certainly worth a look. [Buzzfeed] -
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#dirtbag
A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
It's National Candy Corn Day, the worst (in my estimation) of the Halloween treats. Faves: Sugar Daddies, Dum-Dums, Pixie Stix. Last costume worn: George Bush. (Fake pubes were involved.) Spill your fave sweets, costumes? See you Monday. [The Nibble] -
#trickortreat
Revenge Of The Candy Police
Choosing costumes, getting rid of pumpkin goop, avoiding shaving cream — all this is nothing to policing the candy-take of greedy trick-or-treaters. This is the petty control freak's moment to shine! More » -
#scary
The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
Wow. Add it to the anorexia costume on the official list of The Worst. [Sociological Images] -
#halloweenies
First, They Came For The Ax Murderers: Censorship Of Kids' Halloween Costumes
According to the Times, some schools are now banning kids from wearing Halloween costumes that are "too scary - or offensive, gross or saddening." So what's left? More » -
#iwont
Halloween Wedding Too Ghoulish For Sleepy Hollow Church
Lisa Panensky and Jim Nieves reserved the church mentioned in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow months ago, but church officials called off their Halloween wedding after learning they plan to wear costumes and play The Munsters theme. [N.Y. Daily News] -
#superstition
Dark Days
"Reports of deliberate cruelty to black cats rise especially in the weeks around Halloween in Britain, the RSPCA animal charity said on Wednesday." The RSPCA is asking people to come forward and adopt the poor, neglected harbingers of evil. [Reuters] -
#monstermash
Man Vs. Wild
Just in time for Halloween, the NY Post helps you figure out which "emotional monster" you're currently dating. Is your significant other an Edward Cullen-eque nightmare or a sweetly grunting Chewbacca? [NYPost]
